Should I flatline with drugs, and have some friends nearby with a pacemaker? I only want to be dead for about ten minutes, and then get revived like those guys hear about on the news. I want to talk to Odin and see if he will let me be one of his Einhejar in Valhalla, so we can fight against the giants of Jotunheim when Ragnarok begins.
2006-08-20 16:04:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
get married and visit hell
2006-08-20 16:10:38 · answer #1 · answered by jeff d 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I here hypotherma works wonders to. Then again, if your willing to kill yourself to just sneak a peek at the afterlife, most deities frown upon suicide. Infact I believe Hel is the goddess of the dead in Norse mythology, so you'd probably meet with her in Nefilheim. She is the one who takes in those that die unhornorable deaths. So good luck getting into Valhalla buddy.
2006-08-20 23:13:50 · answer #2 · answered by lavos1412 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Overdose, or kill yourself some other clean way (i.e., don't blow your brains out), then beg your God to bring you back to life. However, it only has a 50-50 chance of working. Either your God exists and you're going to heaven, or he doesn't, and you just die.
Also, there's the problem with whether or not you go to heaven--assuming your God is the real McCoy. However, you could also be banished to hell because you worship the wrong God. You have to factor this all into your plan, you see.
Good luck figuring out the odds of your plan! When/If you make it back to earth after talking to God, let us know how it went! Also, don't spare ANY details!
lol
Humor is such a great tool, isn't it?
2006-08-20 23:15:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
R U on drugs all ready or what? Get a life and use your life for something good. When the time comes U will find out don't worry
2006-08-20 23:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one way. Asphyxiation is another, but you run the risk of really dying if you squish your windpipe. Hm. Icy cold water to drown in? Good luck with the Odin thing.
2006-08-20 23:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by Maureen F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use a shotgun to the temple. Have some friends around to stomp on the remains of your shattered skull afterwards.
2006-08-20 23:10:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
take LSD!!!! or better yet if you can get a hold of DM (dextromethorphane)
you'll be dead from the outside but alive from the inside!! you'll see your own blood running through your veins you'll see your own brain and even your own body!!!
your soul will be so self conscious and you'll experience HELL.
2006-08-20 23:24:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOH! A PAGAN!
... you can go into Meditation to talk to them. You don't need to kill yourself.
- 16 yo Pagan
2006-08-20 23:10:08 · answer #8 · answered by Lady Myrkr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah....I wouldn't suggest doing that. Of course...I know that you are not really planning that. So, just continue to mock us who believe in God, but eventually you will understand. I just hope it's not too late.
2006-08-20 23:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by redeye.treefrog 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Neat. Only thing is, I don't go for afterlife beliefs.
2006-08-20 23:11:37 · answer #10 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sleeping is the brother of death.
2006-08-20 23:09:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋