One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
2006-08-20 15:53:01 · 10 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was great s laugh i needed
2006-08-20 16:05:20 · answer #1 · answered by kittykat09kathy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit too long for such a little smile. try this one
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past five years, whereby the automakers were installing black box voice recorders in pick-up trucks.
This was done in an effort to determine, when accidents occurred, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of crashes were, "Oh, ****".
Only the state of Montana was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:
"Hold my beer and watch this!"
2006-08-20 16:44:58 · answer #2 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like it! Wouldn't that have been something else on route 119 with her driving!
2006-08-20 16:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now this is a cute joke. Good one! Keep em coming
2006-08-20 17:26:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jaded 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz, thats 2nd time i laughed @ this very joke today
2006-08-20 17:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol funny one i liked it lol.
2006-08-20 18:38:16 · answer #6 · answered by John M4 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I've heard this before, and I like it . LOL.
2006-08-20 16:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
awwww, cute one
2006-08-20 16:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by not at home 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NICE ONE
2006-08-20 16:03:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i get it
2006-08-20 16:10:03 · answer #10 · answered by b_c_in_tx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋