He was just joking about it but I need a good, funny come back. We just started talking after 3 years and a nasty break-up. I asked him what he did for living now and he told me he worked for this company and sold his body on the side. It was a joke! He is really funny and I'm not the funniest but I need a funny come back! I know I seem lame asking for a come back but I really need a good one and I can't think of anything thats REALLY funny!!
2006-08-20 15:16:26 · 20 answers · asked by Dana J 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
tell him you would buy some and then ask him if he got change for a dollar
2006-08-20 15:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Usually a come back has to be right away, not after you get answers on here...
2006-08-20 15:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs.H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him what the going rate is for cheap male prostitutes these days.
2006-08-20 15:25:15 · answer #3 · answered by queenblafalot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2- google your state bar affiliation. 3- in case you do not discover it, bypass on your city hall and ask them a thanks to discover it. 4-contact the state bar and record the abuse a million- Get a clean lawyer 5- Pay very on the breaking point of the series of my innovations
2016-11-26 20:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him u have been working 4a long time but yet he was only making a dollar an hour
2006-08-20 15:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by Lucy lu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he must not be getting much since there is little to no alimony.
I also like heavenly's response too.
2006-08-20 15:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by gln2401 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my hubbys says he's gonna sell his body...I tell him we are trying to make money...not pay others to have sex with him.
When he tells me he's out chasing women...I tell him the reason he has to chase them is that they keep running away.
If he tells me he's gonna give me 10 inches...I ask who he invited.
2006-08-20 15:23:13 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask him who offered him the best deal till date...and do u have people bargaining...
2006-08-20 15:28:27 · answer #8 · answered by AD^ONIS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Medical research, darling?
2006-08-20 15:21:47 · answer #9 · answered by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a life
2006-08-20 15:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋