2006-08-20 14:43:05 · 13 answers · asked by make my liffe better 1 in Pets ➔ Dogs
not if ur dumb enough to put that q in the pets section!
sry, don't report me for that, thats just the 1st thing i thought. of course u'll get love someday. everyone who wants to does!
2006-08-20 14:50:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As my counterpart has said, you will not have a girlfriend. Ever. Heed the Squirrel Army. They are great and powerful and will help you if they deem you worthy. Pray they do as the Mighty Squirrel Army weilds the power of truth, justice and the Acorn way! REPENT! Relieve yourself of the Smurf blankets and Barney bowls! learn to properly color coordinate! GET THE CASH! use the cash to buy an offering to the Squirrel Army so they will help you. If you ignore the advice herein you will be doomed to a life of lonliness and ridicule by every , and I mean EVERY squirrel you see...... not to mention the chicks....
2006-08-21 00:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by nikonjedi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you will not. I have consulted my Squirrel army and since they can see into your house they say because of your sick and twisted addiction to Smurfs, yes they told me about the Smurf sheets and pillow cases on your bed, that a chick will never go out with you. They also mentioned the Barney cereal bowls you have in the kitchen and the Blues Clues comforter on your bed, ( Psssst. Just becasue Smurfs are blue and "Blues" clues are the same color it's still not going to get you chicks. show them you can color coordinate another way). You have to get with it man. The other guy was right too.. you gotta have the cash and my Squirrel army says that jar of nickels beside your fridge dosen't count.
2006-08-20 22:24:58 · answer #3 · answered by comcamav8r 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need money. It's pretty simple, chicks dig dudes with money. Either you need money, or, convince them that you will one day have money via a trust fund or something similar. They'll hook up with you until they find out that you're full of shlt. It's all about the cash. Guys are after looks, chicks are after money and status.
Anyone who doesn't think their girl cares about money, get a well know super rich person to hit on her while you're in the men's room, she'll be gone before you finish zipping up.
2006-08-20 21:54:17 · answer #4 · answered by the_jerk_store_called 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you stop felling sorry for yourself, and get out there and look!
2006-08-20 21:49:47 · answer #5 · answered by bettachick6721 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does this relate to pets r u a dog
2006-08-20 22:20:50 · answer #6 · answered by prego lemur <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes you will have a girlfriend but she will be a real *****
2006-08-20 21:52:30 · answer #7 · answered by wondering_lefty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe. Get out and look.
2006-08-20 23:51:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you won't get one on this site, you are in the wrong section, dude.
2006-08-20 22:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably.....but get out of the PET section!!
2006-08-20 21:53:39 · answer #10 · answered by Rose T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋