What joke should I put in my sisters 21 birthday card?
2006-08-20 13:17:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dunno but i always liked this one....if you are older than her...put this....if not..sorry
--whatever u did, i did it first
---whatever u had i had it first
---whatever u ate i spit on it first
2006-08-20 13:26:42 · answer #1 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top Ten Signs
You’re Getting Older:
10.You don’t even TRY to be cool anymore.
9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now!
8.You recently uttered the words,
“Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!”
7.People are starting to ask you
how things were “in your day.”
6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion.
5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon.
4.WHAT? What’d you say? HUH?
3.Your face has finally cleared up.
2.You tell stories about WALKING to school.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'RE GETTING OLDER...
2006-08-20 23:04:16 · answer #2 · answered by ♪▓♥Nancy♥╬♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if youve seen the movie napoleon dynamite and she has do this on the cover put its your birth day then on the inside put "flippin sweet!"
2006-08-20 20:38:04 · answer #3 · answered by iLoVe HoRsEs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so your another year older? how old are you now? 50, 60? ok just bang your cane on the rocker when we get close.
2006-08-20 20:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Rachel a 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If dumb girls are beautiful, why are you so ugly? Jk, your favorite bro, the Cookie Monster.
2006-08-20 20:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by Apollo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A margarita and some dice.
2006-08-20 20:22:20 · answer #6 · answered by cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aspirin - she'll need them to recuperate...
2006-08-20 20:40:27 · answer #7 · answered by jstanfield1218 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
money
2006-08-20 20:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋