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I don't have anything better to do. Is there a group that will allow me to be sacrificed during a ceremony so that they can let a negative spirit inhabit or use my body to tell them how to keep their concepts of power running strong. I will be as fearful as possible to keep the mood going. I just want to be cool and fit in.

2006-08-20 12:51:22 · 14 answers · asked by bob l 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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No, it's not cool. Stop being such a pessimist and live a wonderful life while you can. Being a pessimist only puts you down, makes you less interested, depressed, etc. So go out there and be happy and have fun.

2006-08-20 13:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Sounds like you have something in common with the people that choose suicide by Cop. It was once theorized that the Incas would sacrifice their best and brightest to the Gods. The only problem was is that it left the morons to run their business and they died out.

You should spend more of your idle time seeking your life's passion and less time on video games and martyrdom.

2006-08-20 13:01:38 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Cellophane 6 · 0 0

The people who have studied human sacrifice say the people do not goto their deaths in a state of fear but as Gods (think Jesus).

So, if you find your religion, remember do die with all the dignity of a God, not as a sniveling dog.

2006-08-20 13:00:12 · answer #3 · answered by Bad Buddhist 4 · 0 0

We were just about to go searching for a homeless guy in NYC to bring to our island community in Arawak and sacrifice him to the almighty volcano god. If you're available, though, we'll gladly have you. We do have to make soup from your eyeballs while you're still alive but if you focus on the bigger picture, it shouldn't be bad.

2006-08-20 13:01:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It used to be a long time ago, all the screaming and pleading and begging and everything.
Maybe I better clarify that, as long as it wasn't you that was being sacrificed.
The burning with fire was the best, the screaming was very intense.
The Catholic church used to do that. You remember, Joan Of Arch.

2006-08-20 13:00:45 · answer #5 · answered by chris p 6 · 0 0

Sick depressed SOB. People like you will be sacrificed on earth and punished in HELL FIRE. I am afraid your asshole will be turned to the RED HOT situ in the HELL FIRE - yet even if you shall wish to die due to the burning pain - GOD will have already taken death from you. You shall suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer......

Find life and hobbies on earth - make your life joyous; until your natural death. There is no bad situation on earth that cannot overcome!! Save your *** from the HELL FIRE.

Desertjustme12006.

2006-08-20 13:37:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends on the religion. Most don't do sacrifices these days.

2006-08-20 12:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by nondescript 7 · 0 0

Stupidity like yours should be exterminated,why look for a group to do it,finding a noose would be much easier

2006-08-20 12:59:08 · answer #8 · answered by william b 3 · 0 1

ummm yeah sure they are on the top of the hill ....now stay there and waite for the guys with the white coats and the butterfly nets to show up and give you your "happy pills"

2006-08-20 12:57:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Maybe at the Masonic lodge?

2006-08-20 12:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by TalkingDonkey 3 · 0 1

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