2006-08-20 12:49:53 · 17 answers · asked by ravinmik 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Take the average number of strokes multiplied by the average duration of each session. Divide this by the number of inches your working with and add an extra 10% if using a partuicularly hard grip (also, minus 10% is using lubricant)
This will give you a number - now you need to write this number down 5000 times. It wont give you the answer but it will keep your mucky hands off of your dong for a minute.
2006-08-21 00:21:31 · answer #1 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A kettle calls for about 2.5 kilo watts for approximately 5 minutes to boil a million litre of water. even with the undeniable fact that i'm no longer positive how a lot friction is generated through the classic ****..... i imagine it relies upon upon how scaly / furry the hands of your hands are, it may also count number on if lubrication is used. both way i imagine that you would possibly want to positioned on your knob all the way down to a nub previously the kettle is even getting warmth. i'm also positive that the equipment required to move the skill generated my no longer be the most condusive to arousal. even with the undeniable fact that i imagine that if it were plausible to move this ability utilising an implant of a few sort we would have stumbled on an exceedingly eco-friendly ability source. I mean if it were plausible to harness the skill of annoyed spotty little ones shall we dispense with using fossil fuels.
2016-11-26 20:25:45 · answer #2 · answered by fast 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.a good few i should think make sure you've got the tea bags etc i expect by the time you've managed to boil the kettle you will be more than ready for a nice cup of tea .if you've still got the strength to pick up your cup that is
2006-08-20 14:55:21 · answer #3 · answered by keny 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on the quad of the rod and the heat of the meat....
2006-08-20 13:10:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
42.5 at a speed of one ejac per 20
2006-08-20 22:33:54 · answer #5 · answered by CooolioBeeens 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
arhh has ur electric gone,u better get cracking if u want tea with ur brekkie,ha,better still get someone else 2 do it 4 u.
2006-08-20 13:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wan-ka-thon
at least a week lol
2006-08-20 12:57:00 · answer #7 · answered by David The Visionary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
20 blisters later you will find out. Anyway if you are determined to find out be prepared to go blind.
2006-08-20 12:55:07 · answer #8 · answered by wildwind 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two. One to generate energy, and one to brew up - providing you've washed yer hands.
Oh sorry; I thought you said, 'W^nk£r$!.....x
2006-08-20 13:32:50 · answer #9 · answered by JustineTime 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you asking, go and find out for yourself.
2006-08-20 12:56:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋