Everytime I go to walmart or Save a lot store for food , men always stare at me and flirt with me. I tell them to stop but theyll say something like " I know your playing hard to get"
Its hard for me to maintain my life when these horny men cant seem to focus on anything other than myself. I mean they dont even look at other girls when Im around. One time I decided to kiss a guy at the walmart and he threw up all over the place. I guess he was not feeling well that day.
What should I do? Im not stuck up but I know I am admirable. It seems though everytime I act out and flort back and kiss them the guys end up throwing up all over the place. IS IT possibble that all these guys happened to be sick from a cold or something else?
I am a married woman but my hsuband left me a few weeks ago. He came back last night only to try to eat my possum. Im so confused. I hate my life
2006-08-20 12:17:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
People should be proud of who they are and ignore jerks like you.
2006-08-20 12:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by Starlight 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Whoa!
I have no idea how to start answering this, but I'll give it a try.
Just don't flirt with guys if you don't mean to have a relationship with them. You'll wind up hurting their feelings.
Just be yourself and tell yourself that the right guy will come along. Apparently it wasn't your husband because he left you. (And I don't know what you mean he tried to eat your opposum--were you cooking one?) Try to lock the door next time and tell your was-band to get his own possum. Or maybe it's a sign he wants to come back to you, but just doesn't have the words to tell you, so he's childishly trying to annoy you by stealing your 'possum.
And yes, there is a good chance those guys you kissed at Wal-Mart® may have been sick with the flu. I heard it's going around these days. I actually have a bad cold right now, going on six or seven days--but that's because I was going to the steam room and sauna at 24-Hour Fitness and came back early in the morning (6 or 7am) and just fell asleep with wet shorts on and the A/C was blasting and I couldn't turn it off--I did that two days in a row! And I didn't have any lemon juice and garlic to drink at the first signs of the cold symptoms--that's what I usually drink so I won't get sick; I hadn't gotten sick for almost three years that way.
Anyway, good luck. Just remember, be yourself and meditate to yourself: The right guy will come along. Hopefully your husband will come to his senses and come back to you and share an opposum with you. Hopefully he won't get too jealous after he comes back and you guys both go to Wal-Mart® or Sav-A-Lot®(?) and those horny guys with the flu are waiting for you to stare and flirt with you at you again.
2006-08-20 12:33:34 · answer #2 · answered by ♣Tascalcoán♣ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You poor dear child you,
It's not easy being...errrr...beautiful is it??
or the object of so much attention.
Perhaps you need to carry barf bags with you,
that would certainly be the considerate thing to do,
and refrain from kissing the fellas...you might catch
a nasty cold from them and get sick too.
As for Argus,
I'm sorry to tell you, He left Donna Jean and is now
in the arms of Cornfunkle.
Now, Now....don't cry,
you are better off with him....
after all, even though he was your first love,
he was also your first cousin.
The family reunion will be here before you know,
and you will find someone to love there.
2006-08-20 20:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beauty is not a physical attribute always, there is inner beauty,
You can be really goodlooking but have a real bad attitude
Beauty is in everything, look around you, there are flowers, seasons, music, art. I think you like so many others are hung up on phyical looks thats not beauty . Beauty is only skin deep
2006-08-20 13:10:36 · answer #4 · answered by .................................... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are very beautiful all the girls must be jealous of you.you are probably the only one in town that can eat an apple through a picket fence and that is quite the feat.as far as the men go throwing up with those caterpillar eyebrows of yours is probably only a slight indication of what kind of under growth your hiding in your panties and with that much shrubbery around things probably tend to get a little gamey in that area.
2006-08-20 12:29:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if guys are throwing up all over the place, dont you consider that a problem?
what are you doing kissing a guy at walmart if you are already married.
why not try some counseling real quick
2006-08-24 01:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by lodeemae 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're here! I thought My Hairy Buttock did something to you! I've missed the people who respond as if you were being serious, lol
2006-08-20 17:18:09 · answer #7 · answered by sparkleandme4yrs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like I said before, you really do need to get off here and get a life.
2006-08-20 15:06:28 · answer #8 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good stay at home cuz if that is ur real face then u need surger ***** then u will be aight i hope they have technolligy to helpu
2006-08-20 12:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by joe v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!
If you stay home you will always be on the Internet bothering us.
2006-08-20 12:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋