One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.
After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.
The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?"
The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them cows, they're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.
Again the bride asks, "What are them horses doing honey?"
The husband answers again, "Them horses, they're roping!"
She replies, "Oh, I see!"
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other's bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.
"Oh my!" she cries, "What is that?"
"Well, darlin'" he chuckles proudly, "That's ma'rope!"
She slides her hands down further and gasps, "Oh my goodness! What are those?" she asks.
"Honey, those're my knots!" he answers.
Finally the couple begins to make love. After several minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!"
Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?"
"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"
2006-08-20 11:57:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kind of reminds me of another joke:
A young couple are very much in love, and the guy proposes marriage to the girl. She accepts.
This couple, being devout Christians, have never had sex, and they decide to wait until their wedding night to do so. The night before the wedding, the girl says to the guy, "honey, I have a confession to make. I am very, very flat-chested. I have been padding my bra with Kleenex, but the truth is, I have no chest at all!"
The guy hugs her, and says, "honey, that's OK. I'll love you no matter what. And I have a confession of my own: my manhood is just like a newborn baby. That's right, I'm just like a newborn baby down there."
The girl says, "oh, darling, that's OK. I'll love you, no matter what."
They get married, and go on their honeymoon. In their bedroom, the new bride begins to get undressed. When she removes her bra, it's obvious that she was telling the truth: she is very flat chested. The new husband says, "oh, you're beautiful! I don't care if you're flat-chested, you are my wife and I love you!"
The new husband then drops his pants...and the new bride lets out a bloodcurdling scream!
"What's the matter, honey?" the new husband asks.
The new bride says, "I thought you said you were hung like a newborn baby!"
"That's right," the new husband says, "seven pounds, six ounces!"
2006-08-20 12:13:54 · answer #1 · answered by jvsconsulting 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
om gosh. You are too silly. lol. That sounds like a good joke I need to tell the grandma that works at my school. I will do just that. She will like it. :)
2006-08-20 19:03:51 · answer #2 · answered by just julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
momma said dont marry a cowboy
2006-08-20 19:54:28 · answer #3 · answered by hutmamma2004 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Thumbs up!
2006-08-20 19:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me of another joke that I just can't tell here.
2006-08-20 19:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only in Texas
2006-08-20 19:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-20 19:08:10 · answer #7 · answered by O'Faolain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah funny....
2006-08-20 19:08:15 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-08-20 19:14:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it...
2006-08-20 19:54:40 · answer #10 · answered by elchavoguapo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋