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An old lady walked into a Grocery Store.










She wanted to buy the best dog food in the world for her little puppy.











She went up to the cash register to buy the food.












The saleslady told her that the store did not allow old ladies to buy animal
food unless they show the actual animal because a lot of old ladies like to
eat the animal food themselves.













So, the old lady went home, got her dog and went back to the store to buy
her dog food.



















The next day she came back to buy the best cat food around.





















But the Sales lady told her the same thing, so the old lady went back home
and brought her cat to the Grocery store to buy cat food. the next day the old lady went to the grocery with some big...

2006-08-20 11:28:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

5 answers

Mice - to prove that she needed the traps she was buying.

2006-08-20 11:59:30 · answer #1 · answered by Nosy Parker 6 · 0 0

container.

She went up to the the sales lady and said, “Put
your hand inside here “..

The Saleslady shook her head. ” NO ” , she said,
“there is probably something in there that will
bite me!” .

“I promise you there is nothing in here that will
bite you,” the old lady said.

So the Saleslady stuck her hand inside the container
and screamed.

To find out what was inside the container you
must send it to at least 8 people.

When the computer says your mail has been sent,
hit ALT-8 and the container will pop up on your
screen.

Please do not forward these type of things. They waste people’s time and bandwidth.

2006-08-20 19:52:18 · answer #2 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

box. She had gone to buy t.p. When the cashier asked her what was in the box she told her proof that she could buy toilet paper. Of course this is the edited version.

2006-08-20 20:08:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

fish

2006-08-20 18:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0 0

horse

2006-08-20 18:35:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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