I have a Labrador retriever and was buying a large bag of Purina (dog biscuits) at Wal-Mart, waiting in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it one more time.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned to end up in the hospital. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought the black guy was going to have to have help as he staggered to the door in hysterics.
2006-08-20 11:28:32 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha, that was great! don't u hate it when people do that? :]
2006-08-20 12:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to try all different diet method, went through some diet program. It was just temporary. I gained weight back, and made me unhealthy.
I can’t express in word how I had been through with diet problem.
I thought I was going to just give up, but I tried a diet product called, Metablock, and exercised.
It made me feel so light, and supported my liver and stomach function.
After my body turned out to be much healthier, then the weight stared decreasing.
I recommend this product so much to my friends and also to those who suffer from diet.
2006-08-23 14:19:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I also have a Lab...can't wait until some idiot in line at a store asks if I have any pets...
2006-08-26 07:05:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! "Here's your sign!" I'm sure my chin would have hit the floor before I passed out for lack of breath. Good one!
2006-08-20 11:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm glad that you are amuzed by this. I guess that's all that really counts.
2006-08-20 11:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by natobanato2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was soooo freakin' funny!!! LMAO!
2006-08-20 13:51:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great. i hate it when people ask stupid questions
HERE'S YOUR SIGN!
2006-08-20 11:34:47 · answer #7 · answered by iluvacdc555 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true story ??????????
2006-08-25 10:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-20 12:30:53 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if they ask a stupid question.............
2006-08-20 11:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by benndeb8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋