The gays have fashion and hair curlers while the rednecks have pitchforks.
2006-08-20 10:57:36 · 32 answers · asked by coreysc1 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
In a war, there are no winners.
So from startpoint, there is a waste.
Obviously you are prejudiced.
2006-08-20 11:21:52 · answer #1 · answered by Arkangel_Erick 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The rednecks are secretly attracted to the gays. A little "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and a few c****sucking sessions, and both side would make peace; the fighting would end. A few years later, you'd discover that some of the rednecks had married some of the fags.
BTW, did you ever see "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"? In that movie the fags kick the sh** out of the rednecks.
P.S. Are you sure this fight isn't about your own psyche? Maybe you just need to release your inner homo.
2006-08-20 11:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by slyintellectual 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well my brother is gay and he can get mean with one of those hair curlers....I suppose they could stun the rednecks with the gay lisp and push them back into a corner by showing them their skin tight pants that show of their package nicely.....rednecks are scared of other men's ***** unless they are in the locker room at a football game and then it's okay. So my vote is on the gays....Go you fashion gurus go!
2006-08-20 11:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the end, both sides will lose. What does beating a defenseless, passive, crying biotch prove? How can a redneck live down getting slapped & scratched into submission? Blood exposure runs the risk of catching a disease. If the media gets a hold of the brawl, the whole world will laugh at both sides.
2006-08-20 11:14:38 · answer #4 · answered by r0bErT4u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It would depend on the participants. What kind of gays? Girlie types? Or the kinds that spend hours at the gym and take martial arts? Bears or leathermen?
How about the rednecks? Are they couch potatoes or do they work on a farm?
2006-08-20 14:46:52 · answer #5 · answered by Think.for.your.self 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a trick question. The gay rednecks would win because nobody would know who's side they were on so they would take out everyone by suprise. Flawless victory.
2006-08-20 11:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by horrorfan 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Them there Rednecks know all about fighten,they would take out the gays in a few minutes.
2006-08-20 11:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Linda R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gay rednecks, the ones that hide in the dark, act alone, and secretly control both parties.
2006-08-20 15:46:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rednecks baby!!
2006-08-20 11:09:21 · answer #9 · answered by whiskeygrl319 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rednecks don't like to be 'Bitchslapped" It would really set them off, and they would go into a rage and ultimately lick the gays in a one on one
2006-08-20 11:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rednecks, they are armed and are stronger. After all you are pretty much saying it would be those effemite gays. So you know teh limp wrists and all.
2006-08-20 11:20:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋