Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
ok, so it wasn't a headline, it was a joke....
i loved it and gave it a 10
rate it or make me laugh more than this one did and you get the best! YAY!!!
2006-08-20 10:30:01 · 12 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We told my 4 yr old daughter that she was going to be an aunt. She started crying uncontrollably so we calmed her down and asked why she cried. She told us that she didn't want to be an ant, she wanted to be a ladybug.
2006-08-20 11:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by jennifer c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10! I've heard this joke before, but everytime it makes me laugh, ha! Here is a poem for you written entirely with Bush quotes:
MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
2006-08-20 11:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by O'Faolain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you may want to be shocked at how oftentimes babies will sleep to & from the vacation spot. be particular to have their popular filled animal waiting & blanket for the holiday (also a pacifier & bottle if the newborn is youthful sufficient). For babies & children, deliver alongside cassette tapes packed with thoughts & song it truly is age proper. for babies a even as one million ? years, deliver products to play with. Such products can contain: scotch tape, window clings, books, coloring books, crayons, a pair plush animals & finger nutrition. be particular to deliver out toy at a time. once you get out one toy, positioned the others away. this way the products stay new. swap toys each and every 10 ?5 minutes (longer if the newborn is older). This keeps the toys & books new and interesting. this may enable you to rotate fo with no need something uninteresting. For those crying suits: First attempt the mandatory user-friendly issues via providing a bottle, pacifier, blanket, doll/filled animal, finger nutrition or new toy.
2016-11-05 06:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10! 10! 10! 10! 10!
Gore says Bush "is too dumb to fart and chew gum at the same time."
Take a look at what the Democrats want to give Bush:
2006-08-20 12:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by blooutflash 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give a 10, so give me 10.
2006-08-20 10:36:43 · answer #5 · answered by sparklingsapphireeyes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. A ten hun! This is really funny. I hate George Bush! >:o(
2006-08-20 11:34:40 · answer #6 · answered by mani boo/poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10!!! I really like our president but that was great!
2006-08-20 10:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Bree 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10. That was great! :]
2006-08-20 13:01:08 · answer #8 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sad part of it all is that it may well have really happened
2006-08-20 10:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like Ford
2006-08-20 12:01:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋