He's a 40 year old virgin whose last girlfriend, Ting Tong, ripped him off to the tune of £10k. He thought he'd found love again with 68 year old Gurtrude who he met at Bingo, but his advances in the back of his Capri finished her off (RIP Gertrude). Now, getting desperate, he is planning to run off to Amsterdam. Come on, YA family - what support can we offer our comrade Crispy?
2006-08-20 10:12:41 · 10 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Yes, sun_is_shining. A group hug for Crispy!!
2006-08-20 10:37:28 · update #1
Crispy darling - ignore those last two posts won't you. My mad stalker with the two identities has escaped again. I've also, apparently, been reported for abusing you - so this question probably won't be up long!!!
2006-08-20 14:13:01 · update #2
Somehow, I have a feeling that Crispy will land on his feet, probably somewhere in the middle of the Red Light District in Amsterdam. In the meanwhile, maybe we can give him a group hug?
2006-08-20 10:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
this is little britain right?? lol
get him to amsterdam and give him the money for a few women over there to entertain him , he'll come back a new man!!
2006-08-20 17:26:30 · answer #2 · answered by sam g 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Crispy..?
You got quit the imagination there kido.
2006-08-20 17:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i can always introduce him to Ping Pong / Ting Tong's cousin ?
2006-08-20 17:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by Ross B 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a good kick up the jacksy tends to sort these types of problems.
2006-08-21 04:49:19 · answer #5 · answered by Barneyboy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A fund raiser to buy him some new underpants?
2006-08-20 17:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
DO ALL U CAN TO CONVINCE HIM NOT 2 GO
2006-08-20 17:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by rexford m 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Suck his dick then let him shove it up your anus. you will love irt and it mite take that sour look off ya ugly mug!!!
2006-08-20 20:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Does he really need a sex cheerleader?
2006-08-20 17:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jewells 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I will go with him
2006-08-20 17:15:58 · answer #10 · answered by Bill L 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋