I think I would assume the Bible was possessed by a Demon and call McGuyver to help me.
2006-08-20 09:16:59 · 16 answers · asked by Señor Badass 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hell no!
the bible is bound to jump up and punch you in the face cause it IS evil. lol
duh.
2006-08-20 09:29:39 · answer #1 · answered by myotheremail108 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Mr Holyfield is attempting a comeback and there aren't a lot of heavyweight contenders out there, maybe I'd get in the promoting business.. The Great Christian Hope vs Evander Holyfield for the heavyweight boxing crown...
2006-08-20 16:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by gamerunner2001 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a Sunday School teacher throw a bible at my head.
and yes, I would also call McGuyver... or whatever he plays in Stargate.
2006-08-20 16:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by Starlight 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good question and I think your attitude towards what you’d do is good as well. Unfortunately the Bible does effectively jump up and punch you in the face, because there are so many parents forcing their children to learn religion from birth. These kids are innocent and are unable to defend themselves from this brain-washing tactic at such a young age. That’s very sad.
Also, there are so many stage plays with Bible Bashers (or Thumpers) on TV, playing their magic tricks in large halls tricking people into believing that God through the Bible can cure them. In this case, religion is like a cancer in society, and the preachers should be sent to jail for false pretences by giving people false hope that they will be cured of their mental or physical ill health if they just pray to God. That’s just cruel.
It’s a fact that many children have no choice when it comes to religion. They are forced to take Bible studies at some schools and/or forced to follow their parents religion through teachings at home. The resultant emotional and traumatic damage to the child’s mind can have lifelong damaging consequences. Children be allowed to take their parents to court and sue them for being forced to learn religion.
2006-08-20 16:21:10 · answer #4 · answered by Brenda's World 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If i piles the bible in a heap in front of your house would you scream and cry or just forgive me.........If I punched you in the face and said sorry would you still be mad at me........If someone killed someone who you love very dearly would you still gorgive that person.................etc etc ...........Christains pick and choose and not follow the bible all the way through so stick to your belives and I will stick to mine...........
2006-08-20 16:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would slap myself in the face and wonder what the last thing I ate was.
2006-08-20 16:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by pumpmar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I would probably convert on the spot.
2006-08-20 16:22:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes.... considering the fact that a bible wouldnt ever come and punch me
2006-08-20 16:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Union Jack 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I would think a prognosis of a poltergeist more likely.
2006-08-20 16:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by special-chemical-x 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no, bcs the Bible doesnt move on its own.
and besides, im following the perfect path: Islam
2006-08-20 16:20:58 · answer #10 · answered by somepaliguy27 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋