LITTLE JOHNNY ASK: "Daddy, how was I born?"
DAD SAYS: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!...
"Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
"We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
"since it was late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
"You've Got Male!"
I found this joke at this link
http://www.funny-joke-rating.com/
2006-08-20 09:08:37 · 18 answers · asked by none 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I find this joke very cool in a modern way
2006-08-20 09:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by onenotchoff 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep, that's cool.
here's one not an original from me, either:
One Payday Mr. Peanut wanted a Bit O'Honey, so he took Mary Jane behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds. That was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll. He let out a Snicker as his Butterfinger went up her Juicyfruit and caused a Milky Way. She screamed Oh Henry as she squeezed his Peter Paul and Zagnuts. Mary Jane said "You are even better than the Three Musketeers." Soon she was a bit Chunky and nine months later had a Baby Ruth.
2006-08-20 09:14:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-08-20 10:22:04 · answer #3 · answered by Bree 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke is pretty funny.... but i've heard better
2006-08-20 09:45:06 · answer #4 · answered by redsox10077 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
clever yes funny no
2006-08-20 09:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No not at all
2006-08-20 10:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by Terry L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMGoodness!!!!!! that joke was Hillarious!!!!! your joke is awesome!
2006-08-20 10:18:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-08-20 09:58:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
really funny!
2006-08-20 09:14:42 · answer #9 · answered by cecelafleur 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry but not really
2006-08-20 09:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by Nikki7012 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋