mine was pole dancing round a lamp post & promptly being carted off by the police to sober up after a little argument with them.
great days.
2006-08-20 07:17:06 · 44 answers · asked by tjstarbe 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Nearly as good! I graduated then decided to get wasted and of course naked. Problem was it was in the centre of Wolverhampton at four o'clock in the morning in a fountain. My mates bless 'em ran off with my clothes. Luckily the Police saw the funny side of it and covered me in a blanket and took me home! My mom was so proud!! Not!
2006-08-20 07:35:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OK so I haveto preface this by saying do as I say not as I do:
Year ago, a friend of mine and I played hooky from work, we bought a bottle of tequila, and some margarita mix and brewed up some margaritas. I had never had tequila in my life before. I was feeling rather toasty when i looked at the clock and decided to go and get my daughter from day care. I got to the first traffic light, ( one of them) saw 4 , locked my car in the middle of the intersection, crawled back to my house and when the police came they found me on the toilet with my head in the laundry hamper.
Some one else had to go and move my car. and my neighbor picked up my daughter.
I have NEVER gone within 100 yards of tequila again and Never again did I drive after drinking..
No I didnt get a ticket the cops laughed too hard..
2006-08-20 07:30:04 · answer #2 · answered by psstoffagain 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting Drunk!
2006-08-20 07:22:38 · answer #3 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Started talking to the bouncer and slid down and started to fal asleep on his shoes.
Then got taken home in the back of my mates van with three others and promptly threw up over 2 of them.
2006-08-20 09:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As I regularly get drunk and make a complete tit out of myself I don't have one particular worst experience but I'll give you a copule of bad ones.
I woke in the morning at the bottom of my stairs naked, the last thing I remember was sitting flicking through music channels and singing to the songs I knew. My girlfriend says she tried to get me up but I told her to F off. I figured out I had fallen asleep with a beer in my hand in front of the television and had spilt the beer on myself, i must have then tried to make it upstairs to my bedroom whilst stripping off the wet clothes but couldn't make it up the stairs so just decided to sleep there.
Another occasion I had been drinking copious amounts of stella at the pub and left to go home, I spotted what looked like a short cut over some grass to get to the road to my home which was only about ten metres long, I started to cross when after my third or forth step realised I was walking into a bog/marsh when I fell flat on my face. I lost one of my shoes and walked the rest of the way home covered in clay type mud. The worst thing was I worked and lived in the same place (a youth hostel on the isle of skye) and preceeded to walk into my bosses door where he seen me staggering, covered in mud, and with only one shoe. Apparently I said 'i'm a bit pissed'. Ok Understatement.
When i woke in the morning I rubbed my sore head only to discover a brown arm, I couldn't remember a thing so started trying to piece it together, I came out of my room and seen a huge brown smeer coming along the corridor which I followed all the way down the stairs and into the reception where I stumbled upon the not so happy cleaner trying to clean the walls.
At least the boss understood and had a laugh with me about it instead of sacking me.
Moral of these stories.
When you feel like you have drunk enough, you have usually had to much.
2006-08-20 07:40:01 · answer #5 · answered by HostelManager 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid... i became severe, my friends were meant to flow to Tim Hortons and produce me back a donut even as I stayed back with yet another chum. They spent my money on a sandwich and that i screeched and bawled because i did not have that i did not have my donut. It became extremely obnoxious and unusual... less than the impact of alcohol is extra exciting... My brother's were given me less than the impact of alcohol at my one brothers wedding ceremony and that i had to flow to the lavatory. It became like the eighth time and usually I 'hover' the seat and this time, I did that and fell precise over. It made a noisy noise and human beings were like wtf. yet i became laughing so it became okay... I wasn't even that less than the impact of alcohol...
2016-11-30 21:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by watring 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Set my trousers on fire by accident.
Dislocated my shoulder.
Mooned my mates.
Stripped nude and danced to Barbie Girl at a mate's 18th.
Fell down the same set of stairs 3 times in a row.
Had group sex.
Spent £250.00 of my student loan in HMV.
Lots more crazy stuff.
2006-08-20 07:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmnnnnn..... where to start... Im lucky that i probably cant remember the real worst things... but I'll start with getting on stage at Jongluers comedy club for something I cant even remember (apparently I was quite funny though),
no regrets though
2006-08-21 10:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by HelpMeOut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
paddling in a wishing fountain while rounding up all the pennies till we got carted off to the cop shop for bed and breakfast
2006-08-20 11:13:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do a lot of stupid things even when I'm sober, so being drunk doesn't make a difference to me. i.e, thanking the ATM machine when I'm getting money out LOL
2006-08-20 07:38:53 · answer #10 · answered by bookwormaddict 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋