Foreigners: Dam. I love been a foreigner, some of us get married as arrangement and some as family loyalty. My wife (Dam)
Anyway… We went to a restaurant in London, whilst I was waiting for my our meals, the fork drop on the floor, as I was about to pick it up, the waiter ran over and said “never mind sir I will replace it with a new one”
I then accidentally drop the serviette on the floor, the waiter again rush over and again said “never mind sir I will replace it with a new one”
A few moments later I look to my right where my wife was sitting on the edge of the chair…
Well, well, well.
2006-08-20 07:06:24 · 21 answers · asked by Michael 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant, never heard such a riveting story. Plz tell us what happens after you looked.
2006-08-20 07:52:24 · answer #1 · answered by Broz79 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let me guess, you pushed her off the chair where she preceded to hit the ground get back up and stab you in the eye with her fork.
While the waiter stood in the cornier pissing himself.
2006-08-20 14:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by HostelManager 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the jokes Ok, but I don't get the first bit about Foreigners?!
2006-08-21 10:41:53 · answer #3 · answered by BryonyBeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
than she knock down you on the floor and the waiter asked her,never mind madame i will replace it with a new one,ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-08-20 14:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
broz im lovin ur sarcasm anyway im guessin u didnt finish the joke cos u realised how fuking pathetic it was
2006-08-20 15:33:38 · answer #5 · answered by jason6x6x6 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is about fifty years older than you!! and it wasn't much back then!!!
"Daddy Dave"
2006-08-20 14:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Daddy Dave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I see... touring working men's clubs then?
2006-08-20 14:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did everyone else see the punch line coming?
2006-08-20 14:22:10 · answer #8 · answered by eeyore 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was amusing but then im in a strange mood today
2006-08-20 14:13:18 · answer #9 · answered by tjstarbe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh uve confuzzed me
2006-08-20 14:13:25 · answer #10 · answered by Smellyteddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋