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I put whisky in to a trifle instead of sherry at a funeral - boy did the old folk enjoy themselves!!

2006-08-20 06:54:35 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink Other - Food & Drink

Such great answers!! I am a coward, let the public decide - this is a democracy xx

2006-08-21 14:46:14 · update #1

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I used salt instead of sugar in a pie....YUCK!

2006-08-20 06:59:28 · answer #1 · answered by newsgirlinos2 5 · 0 0

Everytime I am in the kitchen, there is bound to be a disaster of some sort. The latest is, I was trying to make scrambled egg, I put the oil in a pan and was whisking the egg when a phone rang. I answered and ten minutes later the whole kitchen was like a black mushroom, the non-sticky coating melt and the ceiling needed repainting!

2006-08-20 07:13:25 · answer #2 · answered by coolcat 2 · 0 0

I made little Dennis The Menace cups cakes for my son's whole class on his birthday - and put far too much water in the icing mix. Those poor children were faced with these repulsive looking brown lumps that looked like something a cat would leave in a litter tray.

2006-08-20 07:04:49 · answer #3 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0 0

When I first got married, I cooked a Sunday roast dinner and served it and put the roasting tin back in the oven and forgot about it and after 4 days, there were maggots crawling out the oven in a trail across the kitchen. Never again did it happen.

2006-08-21 11:15:33 · answer #4 · answered by frankmilano610 6 · 0 0

Beer Soup. Some friends and I decided to have a German-themed evening, and I looked up some recipies and found one for Beer Soup, which sounded interesting. I should have thought it through. It called for Flat beer, sugar, cinamon and egg.
That's exactly what it tasted like - Slightly sweet, warm flat beer with bits of egg in it!

2006-08-20 07:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 0 0

Honestly - cooking outdoors and using shampoo to fry chips rather than oil (both the same colour, and it was dark and they were in the same bottles).
Or dropping a complete meal on the floor while stranded at work and couldn't get another because I was by myself.
Or my mother when she tried to fry chips in 1970's, and burnt the kitchen out, it was a listed building.

2006-08-20 07:04:53 · answer #6 · answered by Chris cc 1 · 1 0

I had something simmering and got a call about my grandmother going to the ER and left....came back 5 hours later to a house that had caught on fire. I had no air currculating in the house so the fire smoothered itself out......after awhile I had to replace everything in the kitchen and major smoke damage in the rest of the house.

2006-08-20 07:05:25 · answer #7 · answered by jescl32 3 · 0 0

Raw Turkey after 4 hours - forgot to turn oven on! Christmas dinner was later than planned

2006-08-21 21:57:43 · answer #8 · answered by crafty ails 2 · 0 0

Cooking for housemates while at University. Took the meal out of the oven and dropped it all on the floor. You guessed right, I picked up as much as I could get away with and served it. They never knew (until now....ooops)

2006-08-20 07:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I put everything for tea in the new pressure cooker which we had been given as a wedding present.I set the timer & the weights but didn't know I had to put it on the hob to heat it up to cook it all.I thought once the weights & timer had been set-it did it all by itself!

2006-08-20 07:10:24 · answer #10 · answered by sanilav 6 · 0 0

Don't know if it qualifies as a disaster but roasted vegetables yesterday for 8 hours and were still hard! Yes,the oven was one,the veg was chopped pretty small and,yes,I can cook.

2006-08-20 07:03:19 · answer #11 · answered by pinkandloopy 2 · 0 0

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