Im Bored,say something to make me laugh...?

Question

Gimme your best joke

Answer 1

wut does grover(the guy who pops out of trash cans on sesami street)....so uh where wus i...oh ye wut does grover and dead babies have in common..................................................................

there both found in trash cans. hahaha sorry i havent been on email somthins rong wit my computer!!!

Answer 2

Life is full of emotions like laughing, smiling, crying, weeping, fear, hatred, jealousy and many more. Out of all these, laughing is loved and liked by all. That is why someone has rightly said, “ You laugh and the world will laugh with u, you weep and u shall weep alone.” Sometimes, life becomes monotonous and one starts getting bored. To remove such monotonousness and boredom, I feel that surfing on the following websites can be helpful in making one cheerful, refreshen up and gain some emotional or psychological energy too. Surf on them and see how helpful these are to u to bring a smile on ur face.
http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/
http://www.jokesgallery.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm
http://www.jokes2000.com/
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/jokes/
http://www.xs4all.nl/~jcdverha/scijokes/
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
http://www.allfunnypages.com/funny-jokes/yo-mama-jokes/funny-yo-mama-jokes.htm
http://www.africanjokes.com/africanjokes/?id_category=98
http://www.blonde-jokes.info/
http://www.zelo.com/blonde/index.asp

Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 3

A fat lady walks into a bar and lifts her arm up to reveal an extremely disgusting patch of arm-pit hair, she then asks "What young man would like to buy me a drink?", a man at the other side of the pub then shouts out "BARTENDER! Give that ballerina a drink!!!". So the guy at the other-side of the pub slams down his money on the counter, and the bartender give her her drink. Then later she asks the pub again while lifting her hairy pit, "Who wants to buy me a drink?". The same guy says "Give that ballerina a drink!!". the bartender give the drink to the man while he gives his money to the bartender. Then the bartender asks, "I understand your drunk, but why are you calling that lady a ballerina?". The man says, "Well any lady that can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina!".

Answer 4

Micheal Jackson

Answer 5

Women's Fantasy
A new study published today reports that the most common fantasy among women is to have two men at once.

The study found that, invariably, the women fantasize about one of the men cooking and the other one cleaning.

Answer 6

how do you fit 5000 elephants into a subway?????

hint: take the s out of sub and the f out of way...

answer: there's no f in way.....

or it sounds like : there's no effin way

blonde jokes:

two blonde men were walking in the hunting when one of them wanted to poop. the other one said " you have a dollor in your pocket, right."
" yeah"
" so use that two wipe"
so that man went behind the tree when he came back, his hands were dirty.
the other man said" what happened, i thought you had a dollor?"
the other man replied, " Well it's kinda hard to wipe with 2 quarters, 5 nickles, 2 dimes, and 5 pennies!"

another blonde joke:

there were three woman on the plane
one ate a apple and threw it out of the window
the second one ate a bannana and thre it out of the window
the third bit out of a grenade and threw it out of the window

when they landed and walked around the city, the found a girl crying and they asked,"little girl,little girl, why are you crying?"

the little girl replied," an apple came down and killed my kitty."

so the three woman walked on and soon found a boy crying

so they asked," little boy, little boy why are you crying?

the boy replied," a banna came down and killed my dog."

so the three woman walked on and found a blonde woman on the ground laughing hard so they asked," why are you laughing?"

the blonde answered," i farted and the building behind me blew up!"

Answer 7

one day a man from tunisia walks in the desert till he finds a magic lamp.
so he rubbed it.right after that a jeanie appeared and told him that he could grant him only one wish,
so the man says "please bring my dead father back to life"
but the jeanie replies"i am sorry,i cant do that,make another wish"
so the man thinks and says"ok my wish now is for the tunisian football team to win on america and brazil and the world cup"

but the jeanie replies"i think bringing your father again to life is much better"

Answer 8

I ate a bunch of spicy chilli last night and when I woke up this morning I could have pooped through a keyhole.

Answer 9

Once an american saw a chineese put a bowl of rice on a dead mans grave so he told him "when do you think he will come up and eat the rice?" so the chineese replied "When the dead american wakes up to smell the flowers!"

Answer 10

OK, just heard this one...

A guy in a wheelchair comes into a diner. As he is going to his table he sees none other than Jesus Christ sitting in one of the booths!

The guy in the wheelchair says to the waitress, "Miss, please send Jesus a cup of coffee, and put it on my bill."

Later, a guy with a severely hunched back comes into the diner. The guys sees Jesus, who is still sitting in the booth.

The hunchback guy says to the waitress, "Miss, please send a glass of Coke over to Jesus's table. And put it on my bill."

A short time later, a redneck on crutches comes into the diner. Of course, Jesus is still in the booth.

The redneck says to the waitress, "Miss, why don't you send my buddy Jesus over there a piece of apple pie. And put it on my bill."

Later, Jesus gets up to leave, after enjoying the coffee, Coke, and apple pie. He touches the man in the wheelchair, and says "for your generosity, you are healed." The guy gets out of his wheelchair, and can walk perfectly!

Then Jesus touches the hunchback man, and says, "for your generosity, you are healed." The man's hunch disappears, and he is in perfect health!

As Jesus approaches the redneck, the redneck yells, "don't you touch me! I'm collecting Disability!"

Answer 11

Here is America's best Joke: George W. Bush. lol (are you laughing yet?)