2006-08-20 05:21:22 · 19 answers · asked by whynotaskjesus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT.YOU ARE A GUY WHO ASKED SOME QUESTIONS ON YAHOO ANSWERS..LOL
2006-08-20 07:44:22 · answer #1 · answered by AMERICAN_YANKEE35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are really jesus so didnt you help the poor by giving them food and money, and the second thing why are in level one if you
are jesus, thirdly if you are jesus u show a miracle that you are
realy jesus not by setting at the internet saying why doesn't thou
belive I AM Jesus.
2006-08-20 13:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by moh_2276 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus sitting here on Yahoo debating with people?......Say Jesus don't you have better things to do. Like judging souls at the gates, or making sure the holy management staff don't mess up and order the wrong kind of sprinklers for the holy lawn?
2006-08-20 12:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Jesus desn't go to Yahoo. He goes to Google. And you should make Bush get hung on a cross instead of using the computer, fatty.
2006-08-20 12:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♫MizzUnderstood♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're Jesus, so what?
By the way, you're not Jesus honey. Somebody should tell you that getting a Jesus avatar doesn't make you Jesus.
2006-08-20 12:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by Earthling 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Becuase you forgot someting this moring . better remember what . Hint they are small and come is a small brown bottle . . if you really are felling like Jesus to day please take the time to daill 911 and informthem
if youare being a jerk just to get people going go away .
2006-08-20 12:33:46 · answer #6 · answered by crps_1964 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because Jesus is in heaven,not on earth wit us.Ur very bored huh??? go read something that might help.
2006-08-20 12:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by i SHiNE SO BRiGHTLi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus born out of a woman. He lived normally, married, had children and died normally in the age of 120 years and then went to Heavens where all previous prophets had gone. i can help you and your friends to locate his tomb and his descendents. contact me 'tafrid_05@yahoo.com'
2006-08-20 12:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because that seems highly unlikely, plus you would be doing some divine intervention instead of this yahoo thing.
Oh and you would awnser all questions so you would not be lvl1 man,nice try.
2006-08-20 12:29:17 · answer #9 · answered by swordgeo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never believe ...
JESUS don't look like that and he don't waste time on the Internet
2006-08-20 12:29:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in Santa Claus either
2006-08-20 12:26:52 · answer #11 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋