I've heard donkeys talk, and they must have cleaned up his dialogue A LOT! Donkeys cuss like sailors.
And if medeival scribes altered the words of the donkey, do you think they stopped there? On what other crucial points have we been deceived?
Jesus walked on water? Come on! Sounds like a typo, if not wholesale propaganda.
2006-08-20 04:50:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He walked on a waiter, it was his hard drinking days and no one wanted to reveal it because he had cleaned up his act.
Although his AA 12 step 12 partners frowned on him turning water into wine.
2006-08-20 05:01:13 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You dont have to believe it you choose not to, but in in the end, you will be among those who's knees shall bend and call upon the name of the Lord, when the Lord returns for His church.
Romans 14:11 For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
When that day comes, you shall look just like the backside of that donkey.
2006-08-20 04:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
maybe A talking donkey is just A reference to them talking out their asses
2006-08-20 04:55:59 · answer #3 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
where's the talkin donkey
i want chapter and verse
and do you believe in a talking Bush?
what about ventriloquism?
2006-08-20 04:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by coogle 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shrek's donkey didn't curse
2006-08-20 04:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by rosends 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blind faith is amusing, isn't it? Author Aesop?
2006-08-20 05:04:08 · answer #6 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
they were all jackazzes apparently
2006-08-20 04:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by jen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Why smite you me Balaam?"
2006-08-20 04:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by gmonkai 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋