2006-08-20 04:16:21 · 14 answers · asked by scissortail 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL I SUPPOSE SO..WHY DID YOU ASK THAT QUESTION? I AM JUST WONDERING...I GOT A GOOD LAUGH FROM IT ANYHOW
2006-08-20 07:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by AMERICAN_YANKEE35 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
- And he threwith the tasty, tortilla wrapped snack into the fiery chasm. For 40 days and 40 nights it spun slowly in the fiery pit until a loud defeaning ring could be heard through the heavens and earth. And he took the snack from the pit with eager abandon, but Satans malice had tainted the tasty treat. As he lay his fingers upon the snack it burneth his fingers with such pain he screamed in anger. He then cast down the burning, tainted treat down from the heavens with these words
-"This is my lunch, thouest look upon its tasty goodness with awe and vigor. Thou will not touch thy lords lunch. When the fire and burning and pain ceases to eminate from its tortilla wrapped existance, pray to me so that thy lord will know it has finally cooled off."
2006-08-20 11:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by WenckeBrat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. That is why the microwave is the devil.
Seriously, no more than Santa can do it. If you don't exist, you can't use on.
2006-08-20 11:23:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing that God can't do. It is His will that is what you should be concerned with. Because His will for you, can make or break your future and your eternal life and where you will be spending it.
2006-08-20 11:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is the same as "can God make a rock, so big and heavy, he can't pick it up ?"
The answer is yes he can.
2006-08-20 11:25:38 · answer #5 · answered by Nape 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nothing is impossible with God.
2006-08-20 11:21:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly, fictional characters can't use microwaves!
2006-08-20 11:21:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
this question was asked last night, and my answer then was "So much for all power full"
2006-08-20 11:22:23 · answer #8 · answered by Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your posting not making any sense.
2006-08-20 11:21:21 · answer #9 · answered by Muslim 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OMG! What kind of question is that?
2006-08-20 11:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Independent 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋