Does anybody know a joke about a camal?

Answer 1

There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?" The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women around. Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the camel." "Enough!" says the commander in disgust.

Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to the captain and says, "Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing furtively around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?" The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock." The commander says, "Put me down for two o'clock then."

So the next day at two o'clock the commander goes to the little blue building and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel he's ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel. He stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the camel. A minute later the captain walks in. "Ahem, begging your pardon sir," says the captain, "but wouldn't it be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like all the other men?"

Answer 2

Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in condoms, but he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that will fit a Camel!"

Answer 3

Whoa that's an old one. But it works for me. The joke that is. Not the thing with a camel.

Answer 4

Young camel:Mum,why do we have 2 sets of eye-lids?

Mum:To protect our eyes in a sandstorm.
Young camel:Why do we have humps?
Mum:To store fat for long journeys across the desert.
Young camel:Why do we have such big feet:
Mum.To stop us sinking in soft sand.
Young camel:Then what the fu*k are we doing in a zoo?

Answer 5

theres the one about a camel with three humps its called humpfry a baby camel says to it dad why do i have a hump on my back dad says its for storing water when we go for long walks in the desert baby says why do i have big nostrills dad says its so we can breath when the sand storms blow in the desert baby says dad why do i have big feet dad says its so we can walk safely on the shifting sand in the desert baby say dad why then are we living in a zoo

Answer 6

camal spits all over you

Answer 7

a friend allways used to say,"see the dead camels outside" when he thought i should beoffering him a beverage of some sort. very corny.

Answer 8

Elephant to Camel - Why are your breasts on your back?
Camel to Elephant - that is a great question coming from someone whose penis is on their face!!

Answer 9

Only the one above

Answer 10

I DO, but as I'm a shy, you'll have to go in a hump dearest?