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First-year students at MedSchool were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and Sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them

"The second most important quality is "Observation'". "I stuck my
middle finger in, and sucked on my index finger."

"Now learn to pay attention."

2006-08-20 02:09:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

25 answers

That is GROSSSSSS! But an object lesson in keeping your eyes peeled and not necessarily doing every thing you are told just 'cos you're told to.

Your piccy is from a great film bye the way!

2006-08-20 02:18:36 · answer #1 · answered by witchealer 3 · 1 0

It's greatly gross. I like it.
The fool only sees the end of his finger, the wise man sees the moon.

2006-08-20 09:29:44 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Penelope 3 · 1 0

Both at the same time

2006-08-20 09:23:01 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 1 0

One day he is going to do that and realize he sucked the same finger.

2006-08-20 09:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by lonely as a cloud 6 · 1 0

I had read the same joke before but instead of the butt it was a bottle of urine.

2006-08-20 09:44:54 · answer #5 · answered by nayanmange 4 · 0 0

Absolutely great, I loved it, gross but even funnier, made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

2006-08-20 09:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by hotbabes_tracey 4 · 1 0

Gross yet so funny and true not every one pays attention

2006-08-20 09:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by asdfghjkl; 4 · 1 0

Gross and funny at the same time.

2006-08-20 09:13:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Both

2006-08-20 09:26:27 · answer #9 · answered by alyandaj_rushfan 2 · 0 0

Grossly funny.

2006-08-20 10:17:37 · answer #10 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 1 0

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