It makes for good paper considering it's just a stupid fictional book anyway.
2006-08-20 01:59:09 · 7 answers · asked by ~~~MILF~~~ 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
...you should try climbing into that fireplace as a "warm-up" for your afterlife, hellboy.
2006-08-20 02:06:22 · answer #1 · answered by R J 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I don't think so because they wouldn't check on it so when some religo finatic who wants to read one complains they couldn't prove it was you +
They Probable have a whole extra box in the back. +
they Probably get placed there for free by some sect or cult(eg Baptists or mormons)
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Anyway after you got the fire lit, here are a couple of other things to do in the room if you get bored... CHEERS.
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1)- if it's high up then you can spit form the windows & see
where it lands.
2)- again if it's high & you have a camera with a good zoom then
you can spy on people in other buildings or at people on the
street. or if, no camera then write obscene little extensions to
passages in the bible
3)-make hotdogs in the kettle ! - just drop the dog in when it's
boiling and then put the bun on top and steam it near the
spout. This will require going to the store to get the stuff
aswell so you've got more time burnt there.
4)- Call for ice and then call each 2 minutes if it doesn't come.
5)- look for spare change & other stuff change in the furniture,
& between the matress & base
6)- Get a hooker/gigalo
7)- if you have your digital camera and also have the cable that
comes with it to go into the T.V. then that can be used to
veiw pics/video on.
8)- U can usally record with it hooked in to the T.V. Aswell so it's
like a webcam setup then. then you can record a sexy strip
or tease and post it on Metacafe.com like edveryone else
does.
9)- the end of the cable that goes into the camera can also be pluged into any headphone jack and you can use the tv as your speakers to have a little disco going on.
10)- if you have any liquer or runny glue or gravy from the room service, you can mix it with toilet paper and then do a papier machet like sculpture and then put it in front of the air vent to dry.
11)- if it's really bad, you can slit your wrists !
(Remember, down the road not across the street !)
12)- wash you clothes in the basin or tub with the soap/showergel/shampoo- conditioner combo.
13)- drink a cold beer in a hot shower, that always feels good
14)- if ther's any vodka or gin in the minibar, then drink it and replace it with water.
15)- make a fort with your suitcase and the bed covers
16)- turn the T.V. upside down then call maintenence.
17)- turn the fridge to max. then cover the vent an the back with clothes & wait a bit, this usually blows the fuse or the compressor. then call maintenence.
18)- take the light bulbs out then call maintenence.
then you got a free lightbulb !
19)- go knock on 4 other peoples doors (20 min. apart)
and say "hi, sorry, is caroline here, she told me to come up before we went out." then firstly see if you like the look of the person and then get a conversation going from there. (if the persons name is caroline, then you've got a great little twist there aswell)
20)- LAST AND PROBABLY LEAST, (Assuming that you are on the net) Visit porn sites and see where the night takes you.!!!
Hope this Helps.
2006-08-23 15:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The vast majority of the time, those Bibles are placed by some religious organization. I very much doubt the hotel cares
2006-08-20 09:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Daisuke 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't you use your cash instead, or didn't you have any. And why did you spell Bible with a capital "B". Freudian slip perhaps. I think you really love the Bible deep in your heart but you are just in denial. Al least the Bible you said you burnt provided warmth and comfort...more than other books we know could.
Nope..they wont bill you they'll only pity you.
2006-08-20 09:10:28 · answer #4 · answered by reggaekid 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
WERE YOU SO COLD AS TO BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP IN STARTING A FIRE? USUALLY THE BIBLES ARE PLACED BY GIDEONS AND THERE SHOULD BE NO CHARGE.
2006-08-20 09:09:12 · answer #5 · answered by cawillms 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i think they would but just dont let them know.
2006-08-20 09:08:05 · answer #6 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
BEWARE, the fire you are building may be your own, for etenity.
2006-08-20 09:06:38 · answer #7 · answered by happylife22842 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋