2006-08-20 01:20:26 · 22 answers · asked by Polo 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. My ex is a plumber and will appreciate this. Only thing that was laid on him was waste after the people at the seline old coots nursing home kept ignoring the "Out of Order" sign and using and flushing the toilet he was working on in the basement...laying plumbs would have been preferable to that.
2006-08-20 01:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by bottleblondemama 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a bricklayer lays bricks and a plumber lays plumbings...plums do no have a 'b' in them..lol...
2006-08-20 01:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather watch the Duchess of Kent lay a foundation stone!
2006-08-20 01:27:47 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 pts
2006-08-20 01:27:19 · answer #4 · answered by PD GAL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a hen lays an egg, can she be arrested for having sex with a minor?
For that matter, why wasn't Loretta Lynn's mother arrested for having sex with a miner?
Chickens get laid, but people who are chicken don't get laid?
Don't you want to smack me right about now?
2006-08-20 01:38:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do chickens lay eggs?
(History lesson:- 'plumber' comes from plumbum - latin for lead - which is the metal pipes were made from in roman times)
2006-08-20 01:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by millowner87 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Mum used to lay tables
My Dad used to lay hedges, dont ask me how he did it
2006-08-20 01:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by Robin C 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cos he isnt a plumblayer. however in the toilet everyone lays bricks
2006-08-20 03:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by Dead2TheWind 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he's plum out of plums.
2006-08-20 01:25:30 · answer #9 · answered by Ray 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Am sure he can if he wants but it might block the drains!
2006-08-20 01:42:59 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋