In 1988 I was going to sing up for the Army, but I wised up before i left the MEPS....they had me bend over and spread my buttcheeks, presumbably to check if i was gay.....do they still do that?
2006-08-20 01:15:21 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Military
2005 and they still do! Me and the guys that went to MEPS thought they were just rumors and wow were we wrong!
2006-08-20 01:21:25 · answer #1 · answered by Blitzkrieg 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A bunghole is in a barrel. I don't think you have one between your butt cheeks. They check your anus for hemorrhoids. Not sexual orientation. They also check your balls and tell you to cough.
If you are gay you are just being paranoid. If you're not gay you are insecure and paranoid.
Female recruits have more embarrassing checkups.
2006-08-20 08:33:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assume you are actually 36 by now. Do you still have a need to go into the military? Lucky for you you are still elegible, just don't tell them you are gay.
2006-08-20 08:54:05 · answer #3 · answered by battle-ax 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check prostate gland
2006-08-20 08:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by Bawney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, they check your prostate. Possibly you weren't quite macho enough to realize that, or, maybe it was the first time anybody had been there for other than what YOU thought they were checking for?
2006-08-20 08:20:35 · answer #5 · answered by chuckufarley2a 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rectal exam is not to see if you are gay but to establish if you had hemorrhoids which are sometimes debilitating and the answer to your question is YES.
2006-08-20 08:30:58 · answer #6 · answered by Frank 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes , and they told me to tell you that your test came back positive.
and of course they still adminster the old bunghole exam and you will fail for not being fresh and tight and ready to die for your country
2006-08-20 08:35:30 · answer #7 · answered by george 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might have prostate cancer if you haven't been checked since 1988...
2006-08-20 08:23:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't worry about it either way, dude, unless the doc gets his whole fist up your bum without any trouble.
2006-08-20 09:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did ou turn gay since then?
You better be careful, if they find your boyfriends watch in their you're screwed.
2006-08-20 08:21:58 · answer #10 · answered by who8mycookies 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋