if a smart blonde and santa claus boh jumped off a bridgge, which one would make a bigger splash?
neither bc they both dont exist.
what do u call a blonde that dies her hair?
artificial intelligence.
haha lovin it or hatin it?
2006-08-20 01:12:05 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its true im a natural blonde. =]]
2006-08-20 01:27:53 · update #1
try this one.........
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
2006-08-20 01:21:15 · answer #1 · answered by sampath k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha yep yep the santa and the smart blonde is in many various jokes also try Honest Lawyer, the Tooth Fairy, A Blonde, and a drunk. They stumble upon a 100 dollar bill at the same time who got it? The drunk, none of the others exist :) ♥
2006-08-20 06:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M production facility? She kept throwing out each and every of the w's A police recruit became requested what he might want to do if he had to arrest his mom. He repilied "call for back up" What do your boss and a slinky have in worry-loose? they are both so interesting to exhibit screen tumble down the steps! what's the version between a guy and E.T. ? E.T. phoned abode. ~Michelle
2016-11-05 05:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how can you tell that a blond has been using your computer answer there is tippex all over the screen,artificial intelligence is good
2006-08-20 03:06:26 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde , tell her that there is a mirror at the bottom of the pool !!!
2006-08-20 01:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by rocknrod04 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BLONDE GOES TO WALMART TO BUY A TV BUT GETS KICKED OUT THREE TIMES.
GOES IN AGAIN DISGUISING HERSELF & YET GETS KICKED OUT WITH A WARNING THAT THEY DON'T ENTERTAIN BLONDES. WHY, SHE ASKS
CAUSE THAT IS A MICROWAVE NOT A TV.
2006-08-20 01:36:32 · answer #6 · answered by Sarang 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont think you are a blonde
2006-08-20 01:22:37 · answer #7 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
artificial intelligence joke was good.
2006-08-20 02:01:50 · answer #8 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh this morning.
2006-08-20 01:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by Leasa D 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i liked it
2006-08-20 01:25:03 · answer #10 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋