little joke for u! just bc i luve u!?

Question

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself 'She'll never go for me carrying on like that,' so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.
A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he farted. He 'putted' down one hill and 'putt-putted' up the next.

By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, 'Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!' She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but *ripe* as a rotten egg.

He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and 'rrriiiipppp!' It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse.

when his wife walked in she took his blindfold off and 12 ppl yelled surprise! its a dinner party

Answer 1

That's hilarious.Thanks for the laugh,you made my day.

Answer 2

that's cute heart. here's another one for you....
an old man who could not take care of himself anymore had to go into a nursing home. his children felt bad, but they all had jobs. they worried about their father, and the care he would be given, so the day they had to admit him stuck around and watched for awhile. they observed him being wheeled outside in his wheelchair for some sun, and left in a lovely garden spot. he would slump over from side to side once in awhile, and a nurse always showed up quickly to upright him, smile at him, give him a few words of encouragement before they had to run to another slumping patient who needed their help. the family decided he was in good hands and left. the following week, they came to visit, and asked how he liked it there. he said, it's okay, but they won't let me fart....

Answer 3

You can just copy it all at once, and then right click paste, the thing doesn't recognize that there are more characters :) just a tip.

It was given to me by someone.

And your joke was hilarious. Keep it up.

Answer 4

Lol - having a mood of posting today isn't it? nice work keep it up, spread the laugh

Answer 5

A nice one

Answer 6

thats a cute one

Answer 7

thats funny

Answer 8

Oh gosh lol ♥

Answer 9

cool

Answer 10

hahahhaa...kill me...dats sooo embarasssin...