1 - make friends with it
2 - sign it up for an university course
3 - give it a makeover (pimp up my cat?)
4 - propose marriage to it
5 - serve it with mashed potato
6 - claim it is the real Rory Emerald
7 - take it to the movies
8 - ask it to explain DNA
9 - pretend it is a stick insect
10 - teach it to wash the dishes
11 - tie it's shoelaces
12 - do it's buttons up
13 - give it a roller skate
14 - teach it to drive a car
15 - learn how to mambo with it
16 - lick postage stamps at it
2006-08-20 00:05:50 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
all except...
3, 5, 6, (who is Rory Emerald?) 9, (12- what buttons?).
2006-08-20 00:10:30 · answer #1 · answered by jackyboy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-08-20 07:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Forest_aude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3
2006-08-20 07:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by Bludengutz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-08-20 07:08:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1 then 3!
2006-08-20 07:10:02 · answer #5 · answered by Vickezo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.1
2006-08-20 07:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
13
2006-08-20 07:16:27 · answer #7 · answered by cmilja m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - make friends with it
2 - sign it up for an university course
8 - ask it to explain DNA
9 - pretend it is a stick insect
10 - teach it to wash the dishes
13 - give it a roller skate
14 - teach it to drive a car
These seem reasonable
2006-08-20 07:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by andiroo_98 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1, 2, 7, 8, 10, 13, 14.
2006-08-20 07:51:23 · answer #9 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd re-read "101 ways to use a dead cat" before attempting some of the alternatives. Other than that, guess I'd just let it hang around, eat, sleep and get fatter by the minute.
2006-08-20 07:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by Paul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋