A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
2006-08-19 23:58:44 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ HeartStolen ♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
2006-08-19 23:58:58 · update #1
LOL -
How about this bit naughty though
A blonde, brunette and a redhead, all good friends are each 3 months pregnant.The redhead comes out with, "I'm having a baby boy".The blonde asks, "How do you know that"
The redhead says, "When we were having sex, I was on top"
The brunette then says "Than I must be having a baby girl, since I was on the bottom when we were having sex"
The blonde begins to cry uncontrollably. Both friends ask why she is so upset. I'm going to have puppies"
2006-08-20 00:03:13 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde females were sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) lady one million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? lady 2:properly,duh,i am going to work out the moon!
2016-11-05 05:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-08-20 00:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle chuckle! It is a cute one, but not lol!
2006-08-20 00:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2006-08-20 00:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....stupidity has a level...she crossed all dat...haha...god save her...
2006-08-20 00:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
corny but cute!
2006-08-20 00:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!!that was really funny....good job!!
2006-08-20 00:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋