A slow acting poison, or a conversation with a woman?
At least the poison holds out the promise of death.
2006-08-19 21:17:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! YA GOTTA POINT THERE!
2006-08-19 21:21:33 · answer #1 · answered by Sassy 24 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
conversation with a woman after taking the poison
2006-08-20 04:21:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The poison because I love talking to women.
2006-08-20 04:29:04 · answer #3 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A conversation with a woman holds out many promises :)
2006-08-20 04:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George, What is your problem!!! I just answer one of your question and it was about women.Are you a women hater or whats going on in your head!!! So i think you need to take the slow acting poison and learn about women.
Clowmy
2006-08-20 04:45:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slow acting poison, because it'll take awhile for it to work and kill HER!! Why take the poison yourself stupid?!!
2006-08-20 04:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by djklamz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poison
2006-08-20 04:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poison
2006-08-20 04:27:38 · answer #8 · answered by rock_lover69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Is Worse? Being Alive To Read This, And Not Die, Or Take Pictures Of Roadkill?
2006-08-20 04:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by ^ _ ^ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll take the conversation with the woman because i can tape her mouth and put her in a closet and lock the door. ( only the kind of women that dont know when to shut up!!!) the others are ok.
2006-08-20 04:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by shy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
conversation with a woman if she is a blonde ...
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A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
2006-08-20 04:22:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋