After an immoral and unscrupulous past, I find myself with plenty of cash but seriously low on good karma. I am looking for virtuous people who might have a surplus they would be willing to sell. Ready to pay more than the market rate.
I will also trade "dumb luck" and "Devil looks after his own" certificates for good karma.
Cheers
2006-08-19 21:11:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I bet you have some good karma hidden around you somewhere you know, you just have to look for it, maybe its rolled under the sofa... I need to keep hold of my dumb luck cos it does come in handy - I've met some that the devil looks after but they won't help you out, naw, use your cash to good effect, take your loved ones on holiday and maybe you'll meet karma there
2006-08-20 05:18:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, fish, but good Karma must not be bought, it must be aquired, through hard work, it can be created. If it is purchased it is bad Karma.LOL, don't you watch that show on tv, where the guy had bad Karma, and decided to go back and make it up to all the people he had wronged? You should. see it, it is funny, it might help you..
Otherwise, I would be happy to trade you some good Karma cards for some "dumb luck " cards. Dumb luck sounds easier than good Karma. I'm afraid I don't qualify for "devil looks"
Seriously, stop the life of crime, and you'll get some Karma.
cards. The devil won't need to watch out for you, and making your own luck, as opposed to falling into it, sounds a lot more fun and interesting.
2006-08-20 04:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why dont you keep your cash and just receive the free gift of salvation, it's a heck of alot easier to acquire and without all the loopholes that karma brings with it.
Jesus died for the unscrupulous, your the perfect candidate!
2006-08-20 04:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by foxray43 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think it works that way. I think you may have earned some bad karma just by the offer! (I kid.)
Donate some of that money to charity, and that will give you some good karma as long as you do it for more reasons that just to get the karma! Otherwise, you would be just as bad as those guys who sold indulgences!
(Another variation of the joke above: I ran over my neighbor's dogma with my karma!)
2006-08-20 04:16:42 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If you are willing to get rid of money I would be more than willing to take it. Plus I can give something that will settle the whole karma issue. Peace Of Mind
Think about it.
2006-08-20 04:23:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I give you positive karma, but take nothing in return!
Blessings, Tesra
2006-08-20 04:18:13 · answer #6 · answered by Tesra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a boatload of excellent karma that I would be willing to share. You can have it for free. Where should I send it?
2006-08-20 04:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by bayou1972 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There's no such thing as good Karma because Satan invented it. Just accept Jesus as your personal saviour and you'll feel A-OK!
2006-08-20 04:20:33 · answer #8 · answered by Hippie Bill Clinton 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just do good. karma can not be bought only generated. Use your funds to do goodworks or send them to me and i will donate them on your behalf.Peace.
2006-08-20 04:20:08 · answer #9 · answered by wildrover 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, already sold all mine to start up my Real Estate Business:
"Lake O'Fire Realty! Properties...get'em while they're HOT!"
2006-08-20 04:17:31 · answer #10 · answered by DEATH 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋