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Another year has passed
and we're all a little older.
Last summer felt hotter
and winter seems much colder.

I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
to put down on my pad,
But lots of things that come to mind
make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago
when life was quite a blast.
Now I fully understand
about "Living in the Past"

We used to go to weddings,
football games and lunches.
Now we go to funeral homes,
and after-funeral brunches.

We used to have hangovers,
from parties that were gay.
Now we suffer body aches
and while the night away.

We used to go out dining,
and couldn't get our fill.
Now we ask for doggie bags,
come home and take a pill.

We used to often travel
to places near and far.
Now we get sore asses
from riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping
for new clothing at the Mall
But, now we never bother...
all the sizes are too small.

We used to go to nightclubs
and drink a little booze.
Now we stay at home at night
and watch the evening news.

That, my friend is how life is,
and now my tale is told.
So, enjoy each day and live it up...
before you're too damned old!

2006-08-19 21:08:37 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Ain't it the truth! Keep 'em coming...

2006-08-19 22:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-11-26 19:31:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I remember walking 90 miles to school.
Up-hill both ways, 130 degrees, snow up to my elbows.

Why are they referred to as the GOOD old days?

2006-08-20 01:08:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL, people have been sending you those emails that you need to pass on to thirty-one people or you will cause dire consequences to your hampster, didn't they?

2006-08-19 21:13:45 · answer #4 · answered by dreamcatweaver 4 · 0 0

stop crying about old days , look forward there are more fun days are coming !

2006-08-19 22:53:37 · answer #5 · answered by shady 3 · 0 0

very nice

2006-08-19 21:22:52 · answer #6 · answered by yummycookie 4 · 0 0

nice. i do feel that way (crying) lol

2006-08-19 21:51:07 · answer #7 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0 0

stop smokin that $hit

2006-08-19 21:12:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

very long question ... i am answering sorry

2006-08-19 21:13:28 · answer #9 · answered by sardar p 1 · 0 0

Sure. :]

2006-08-19 21:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by softball002 3 · 0 0

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