"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!" - Jim Morrison of The Doors.
2006-08-22 13:56:39
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answer #1
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answered by bobbie21brady 5
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"It is, of course, perfectly natural to assume that everyone else is having a far more exciting time than you. Human beings, for instance, have a phrase which describes this phenomenon: “the other man’s grass is always greener.” The Sheltinack race of Broopkedren Thirteen had a similar phrase, but since their planet is somewhat eccentric, botanically speaking, the best they could manage was, “the other Sheltinack’s jupleberry shrub is always a more mauvey shade of pinky russet”. And so the expression soon fell into disuse. And the Sheltinacks had little option but to become terribly happy and contented with their lot - much to the surprise of everyone else in the galaxy, who had not realised that the best way not to be unhappy is not to have a word for it."
-The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
2006-08-19 22:22:50
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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"...measured objectively, what a man can wrest from Truth by passionate striving is utterly infinitesimal. But the striving frees us from the bonds of the self and makes us comrades of those who are the best and the greatest."
Albert Einstein
2006-08-20 09:13:57
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answer #3
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answered by LazlaHollyfeld 6
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"Id would rather have a bottle in front of me,
Than a frontal lobotomy"
Its either from "AA" or triple A
I was too drunk to remember.
My second best is"you can pick your friends or you
can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose"
My third best is,,,"If it doesn't kill you it only makes you stronger" as told to me by a quadriplegic< jk
My fouth favorite is from Alice Cooper when he ran for president
"A troubled Man for troubled times"
and the last is >"you can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish"
2006-08-19 21:05:42
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answer #4
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answered by Mr Toooo Sexy 6
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**** the world, or **** society.
2006-08-19 23:22:43
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answer #5
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answered by Bru 6
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"I once decided to kill the most beautiful person on Planet Earth,but then realized suicide was illegal!!!!!!!!!!!"
tht one was on the lighter side but the in wch i strongly believe:
"i cried 4 shoes until i saw a man with no feet."
hope u like it!!!
ciao!!!!!!!
2006-08-20 00:37:12
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Mine is "when i die i will leave a stain on this earth that will never be forgotten" and "sometimes your bleeding wrist hurts more than your bleeding heart"
2006-08-19 21:19:29
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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You have nothing to lose from taking risks in life!
And this one I heard today: Nobody is satisfied with their money but everyone is satisfied with their intellect.:)
2006-08-19 21:01:00
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answer #8
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answered by nastea 2
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The only difference between a flower and a weed is a JUDGEMENT!!!
2006-08-19 21:11:20
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answer #9
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answered by just another answer 3
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Take the first step in faith you don't have to see the whole staircase(MLK Jr). Peace.
2006-08-19 21:16:39
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answer #10
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answered by wildrover 6
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