A boy was talking to god, and he asked god what a million years was like, and god replied, "a second". Then the boy asked what a million dollars was like, and god replied, "a penny". So then the boy asked, "can i have a penny?" god replied with, "sure, just a second."
2006-08-19 20:42:24 · 13 answers · asked by lostcause8436 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you could have stopped at "a boy was talking to god" because that is the biggest joke i've ever heard.
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2006-08-19 20:47:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats good and on the time scale it about the time the christians are gowing to wait till thay see there god 1 million years
2006-08-19 23:27:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give you an A for that joke it was very enriching. If you are this good try writing a book with lots of other jokes.
2006-08-19 20:49:33 · answer #3 · answered by JoJoBa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is good. I've heard this one 2 years ago. Is there any other?
2006-08-19 21:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Wenice W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-08-19 20:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny, and to this guy I. B. SOLO: thats gross you shoulnt say stuff like that it's wrong there are kids on this site
2006-08-19 20:53:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That really was funny. Good one.
2006-08-19 21:24:44 · answer #7 · answered by classyjazzcreations 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny.... on a certain level I guess
2006-08-19 20:47:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have better xristian joke god, no here it is, What do you call it when jesus masterbates,,,,, Miracle whip....
2006-08-19 20:49:58 · answer #9 · answered by Praynographer ! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes i like that one
2006-08-19 20:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by chloe dog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋