I'm Blond, and I'm sick of blond jokes...........................?

Question

while other women are waiting for their 'boyfriends' to come over and, change a lightbulb, or fix the T V,
OR HOOK UP THE vcr,
I' m STUCk in this.............................
No ticket, 'cos you're a blond............
NO fine, cos', ..........you're a blond......
Different GUY every NIGHT cos'.............
wait.......................NO, I'm TIRED of it!!! Why can't you?............
Leave my.........alone!!!?????

Answer 1

You're right. There are other jokes in the world too. Check out mine:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?

Answer 2

There jokes! You know jokes don't you? Not to be taken seriously, but with a laugh!!! And no dear there not directed at you, or for even that matter at blonde's (oh yeah that's how it's spelt). So have a laugh and remember were here for a laugh and a giggle, not to make you feel like sh*t, so laugh along, you'll enjoy it a whole lot more. :)

Answer 3

Last night I couldn't joke bcuz I was out in the woods, making out with a cute blonde damsel.
Damn! I wish I'd had a flashlight.

She wished it too. Bcuz I spent 10 minutes eating grass.

Answer 4

I completely agree, because some of my friends are blond, and feel the same way.

Answer 5

i've never really seen ppl make blond jokes....well since i live in asia...there aren't many blonds to begin with

but i do agree that things like that can be very annoying....especially when its repeated again and again...

i think blond hair is hot though....looks great!
and besides....when you start getting old....your white hair wont be that obvious compared to those with darker hair...then it'll be your turn to laugh

Answer 6

maybe learning correct punctuation and your friends stop living up the reputation will help a lot. BTW half my family is blond.

Answer 7

Dye your hair and tell other blondes to stop living up to their reputation....

Answer 8

Easy, dye your hair. Or quit yer b*tchin'.

Answer 9

i dont blame you for getting mad try telling some male jokes

Answer 10

yeah there are yo mama jokes too