Girls!!! Why are dogs better than men???

Question

For everybody who just don't get it, it's a JOKE!!! You people are too touchy...

Answer 1

1. They don't usually steal all the covers.
2. When you are out late and come home drunk, they are just happy to see you. They don't care who you went out with.
3. They don't steal the remote.
4. They don't eat the last donut out of the refridgerator.
5. They don't care if you look like you just woke up.
6. They don't get jealous if you pet another dog
7. If you have two of them, people don't think you are a whore
8. You can force a dog to take a bath. You can't force a guy to bathe.
9. The dog actually wants to go places with you!

And the number one reason dogs are better than men....

You can walk a dog on a leash and leather collar and no one will give you odd looks.

Answer 2

15 Reasons A Dog Is Better Than A Man::

1. Dogs dont have a problem expression affection in public.
2. dogs miss you when your gone.
3. dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.
4. dogs dont brag about whom they've slept with.
5. dogs dont criticise your friends
7. dogs dont feel threatened by your intelligence
8. dogs understand what 'no' means
9. you can house train a dog.
10. middle aged dogs wont leave you for a younger owner.
11. dogs dont mind if you do all the driving
12. dogs dont step on the imaginary brake
13. dogs admit it when they're lost
14. dogs cant feel threatened if you earn more than them
15. dogs mean it when they "kiss you"

Answer 3

Ok Dogv Vs Men: Dogs will love you no matter how ugly you are. The will love you no matter how mean you are to them. They never complain when you come home late, they are just glad you did come home. If you make them bad dinner they never complain. They are happy to be with you when you watch the worst of tv shows. When your upset and you need someone to listen to your problems - the dog will always be there no matter how long you nag them. Dogs on the other hand get sex whenever they want, and you girls don't seem to complain much when their humping your leg....That was a little long winded....

Answer 4

Many girls always want to be on top of men which is not possible , thats why girls think dogs are better than men as that poor creature always is quite and ready to do anything .This is so as the poor creature does not know with what kind of human being he is dealing with.

Answer 5

because a dog will love you unconditionally and not preasure you for sex every night.............
lmao
you just have to pet the dog every once in a while and they're happy!(i guess that would work for a guy too)
but at least you know you have to clean up after the dog. it's expected. you shouldn't have to pick up after a guy like you do the dog.

Answer 6

Because Dogs never stops till they yeil loud OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and men just start to snore even though no OWWWWWWW :)) ..

hope you like that answer


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Answer 7

I really don't agree with that statement .. after all what is so great about a dog? Unless you liked being licked all over the face after the dog just licked his own balls.

Answer 8

There are several reasons
A) Bcoz dogs don't have a mind of their own. (just like girls)
B) Bcoz they are not sports / gizmos freak (just like girls)
C) Bcoz dogs run after you with their tail wagging (unlike guys)
D) Bcoz you can take dogs out whenever you want (unlike guys)
E) Bcoz dogs dont like beer (just like girls)
F) Bcoz dogs don't ditch you for a football game with his friends..
There are thousand more reasons....

Answer 9

Rita Alabama said it all! That is difinitely worth 10 pts.

Answer 10

i think i have never been with a man ,try to get a real life, i think u r living a lone and u own a dog after a while u got attechad to it and started thinking that its ur only frind, as i told u hony get a real life