How can I lose 400 pounds before Thanksgiving.?

Question

I've been kinda putting it off.

Answer 1

Start by walking instead of having people roll you around.

Answer 2

I assume this is a fake question. If not though.. surgery is probably the only way. There is no way -- or at least any safe way to lose 400 pounds in that timeframe. Losing that amount of weight requires years of dedication. The best way is to stay focused on losing small amounts at a time. Like start out by saying you want to lose 20 pounds by October and keep setting small goals. By setting smaller goals instead of a 400 pound goal you will not set yourself up for failure... instead you can build your confidence each time you reach your goal.

Answer 3

Cool,I love these questions.First buy two pet snakes.A black mamba and a reticulated python.Tie a string around the mambas tail and the other end to your fridge and run away before it bites you.That'll keep you away from the fridge.Then put a live hamster in your mouth and let the python squeeze the sh** out of you and swallow you.The digestive enzymes alone in the snakes digestive tract will eat away virtually everything.The worst part about this scheme is you have to die and then in a few months you're just smaller excrement.But don't delay because constrictors have very slow metabolisms so it's going to take a while.Best of luck

Answer 4

LIPOSUCTION, or you can do the ghetto way where we take a machete cut all the pork off in a minute, $100. JK Lol well drink some water and use stairs instead of elevators b/c you might break the elevator.

I have a question for you. What happens when you fart?

Answer 5

Losing weight is a constant process of sensible eating and regular exercise. Keep at it! You might reach your goal before Thanksgiving...but not this Thanksgiving.

Answer 6

Gastric Bypass Surgery!

Answer 7

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Answer 8

Funny you mention a FOOD HOLIDAY! You could have said the last week in November, but you didn't! You said Thanksgiving!

Answer 9

Join Jenny Craig. I'm not joking. It may be expensive. But it will get you started. You should begin now if you want to lose by November! Good luck!

Answer 10

just do the opposite of what you did to gain the 400 pounds