I can kick anyone's *** in a joke battle.Anyone want to take a challenge.E-mail me at Trevezmarseanteague@yahooo.com and I'll kick yo' *** in a battle
2006-08-19 20:23:41 · 10 answers · asked by Trevez T 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!
5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?
7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-***?
2006-08-19 20:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by KC 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi
2006-08-19 20:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by ☆★-§CodersUniverse§-★☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets go i emailed you ohh yah yahoo is 2 o's not 3
2006-08-19 20:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as if! Lets c giv me one of ur best jokes.. I'm the kind of person who does not laugh at so not good jokes! get it?
2006-08-19 20:29:28 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a lover not a fighter!
2006-08-19 20:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write me here, and we will see how good you really are.
OLEC@leo.gov
2006-08-19 23:47:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll think it over
2006-08-19 21:25:10 · answer #7 · answered by shady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah i can't cause i don't want you to feel sad.bye
2006-08-19 21:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Points, points points points..........Yay!
2006-08-23 05:55:43 · answer #9 · answered by Miz A.K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no thanks, but thanks for the points! :]
2006-08-19 20:37:57 · answer #10 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋