Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go
>before the angel Gabriel to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
>
>Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must
>decide which of them gets in.
>
>The angel asks Dolly if there's a particular reason why she should go to
>heaven, whereupon she takes off her blouse and bra and says, "Look at
>these,they're the most perfect pair of **** God ever created, and I'm
>sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
>
>The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
>
>The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and
>gargles. Then, she spits into the toilet, and pulls the lever.
>The angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
>
>Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of
>God's own perfect creations, and you turn me down. She simply gargles
>and she gets in. Would you explain that to me?"
>
>"Sorry, Dolly," says the angel, "but even in heaven, a royal flush beats
>a pair, no matter how big they are."
2006-08-19 20:16:37 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a great one, I've bever heard that one before. :]
2006-08-19 20:33:37 · answer #1 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too much to read. 2 points
2006-08-20 03:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I kinda like it.. I play poker sometimes.. a 7 for u!
2006-08-20 03:26:35 · answer #3 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this completely through. I don't see any humor here at all.
2006-08-25 10:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats preety funny
2006-08-20 03:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-08-25 21:04:15 · answer #6 · answered by rozie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha priceless â¥
2006-08-20 06:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=) Kinda funny...it gave me a smile...
2006-08-24 12:23:31 · answer #8 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwa ha ha ha... how politically true!
2006-08-26 00:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by papadaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha pretty funny
2006-08-23 21:30:27 · answer #10 · answered by ~Bored~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋