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There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

2006-08-19 20:16:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

How can you tell if a blonde is married?

She's driving an SUV with two children running after it, shouting 'Mom! Wait!'

2006-08-19 20:22:10 · answer #1 · answered by TechnoRat60 5 · 2 0

the radio must be telling about a blonde in a corn field rowing.. or not!.... I don't get it... wer's da joke?

2006-08-20 03:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 0 1

lolz....wats up with the blonde jokes today,u shd know ur offending some blondes on here though

2006-08-20 03:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 1 0

That would be funnier if you would reverse the punch line.

Say, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson if I could swim.

2006-08-20 04:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not what I said!
I told her it was stupid Blondes like her that gave US a BAD name!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that I can't swim never came up.

2006-08-20 03:29:05 · answer #5 · answered by ditzy 4 · 1 1

I've heard this joke so many times, and its only so stupid its funny, the first time. :]

2006-08-20 03:31:43 · answer #6 · answered by softball002 3 · 0 1

haha an oldie but a goodie ♥

2006-08-20 06:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 1

bad joke (yawn)

2006-08-20 03:36:21 · answer #8 · answered by Huma 2 · 0 1

get new jokes okay

2006-08-20 03:21:00 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0 1

THATS FUNNY!

2006-08-20 04:34:13 · answer #10 · answered by runtrat911 2 · 1 0

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