Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
2006-08-19 20:10:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know her. she's not really like that.
But, she calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute.."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
2006-08-19 20:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by elge13 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blonde in the tree with a brief case.
She was the new branch manager.
2006-08-20 04:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the blonde who wouldn't go out with you once she read these bad blonde jokes.
2006-08-20 03:14:05 · answer #3 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey, aren't you the one going around telling people not to make Arab jokes?
What's the difference?
2006-08-20 08:16:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as good as the other blonde jokes, sorry.
2006-08-20 03:19:25 · answer #5 · answered by Nika 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones. Hehehehe. :]
2006-08-20 03:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by softball002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey girl kicker! do you kick blonde girls? your jokes are always about blondes. do you hate them?
2006-08-20 03:39:06 · answer #7 · answered by ~♥Andrea♥~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha... like I haven't heard those before...
2006-08-20 03:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are new to me... Pretty funny
2006-08-20 04:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by runtrat911 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny thang!!!!!!!...lolzzz but dont you like blondes or are they too smthin smtimes?.
2006-08-20 03:19:51 · answer #10 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋