We have been together for 5 years and he is a piece of work. He says he knows about sex because he "read" about how to take care of a woman. He is clueless and I have tried to lead the way, but he simply will not be lead. He just doesnt get it. He is so bad, I just gave up and fake it to get it over with. He is very nice in every other way. He enjoys oral sex, but will not wash his thing with a wash cloth. It smells and gags me. I have tried to convince him soap and water and a washcloth is excellent at exfoliating. Aside from just yelling out the instructions, what to do?
2006-08-19 19:22:41 · 8 answers · asked by happydawg 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Hints apparently aren't working.....yell out the instructions....
2006-08-19 19:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, watch the instructional video with him and make a evening of it.
Don't put something dirty in your mouth. Tell him you'd go down if it was clean, that should take care of that problem.
It probably seems easier to fake it, but you are avoiding the problem and making it worse. You're encouraging his badness.
It doesn't sound like you are happy in your relationship. I am very anti-cheating and would never cheat, but just cheat on him. Hope you get caught cause that will be an easy out of the relationship. You also can have an excuse for cheating, say it was either this or breaking up.
Or you could just break up with him.
2006-08-19 19:42:51 · answer #2 · answered by JoeIQ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh boy lucky you. Try takin a shower w/ him. Then show him what he should be doin. Bout the sex just tell him you read about this cool sex move. If your on top you should be able to control whats goin on. If that dont work tell him clean up and lisiten or your out.
2006-08-19 19:30:57 · answer #3 · answered by Goblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 yrs and he still don't know how to knock the bottom out of that thang damn girl you need to find some guy that can tear that thang up ditch the loser and start usin that thang soap often irritates the penis but washcloth and water will do the trick!
2006-08-19 19:31:44 · answer #4 · answered by Have Tongue Will Travel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either learn to please yourself, or get out of the relationship. My ex sucked in bed. I thought I could change him but no matter what I tried it didn't work. He thought he was good. I tried porn, erotica, the Kama Sutra, yelling out instructions, taking his hand and showing him how to touch me... nothing worked. I figured out eventually that he is just selfish in and out of bed. Someone who after five years has not bothered to learn what you like... he is selfish... and obviously dirty. You can do better.
2006-08-19 20:44:15 · answer #5 · answered by shellybellycocoapuff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
since men love watching tv so much, get an instructional video and break out the popcorn. it WILL get his attention at least!
2006-08-19 19:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by sexy.cece 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send him to take some sex-tutions..lol... and give him bunch of porn CDs. , he will get trained. & after that your next will be "my bf is not allowing me to go out of bedroom...how to get rid of him ?? plz help........LOL
2006-08-19 19:36:48 · answer #7 · answered by PrinceCharming 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude that's gross
2006-08-19 19:33:11 · answer #8 · answered by Stacy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋