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That's awfully promiscuous behavior for someone who's supposedly a virgin.

2006-08-19 18:38:37 · 19 answers · asked by Will 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Oh, you're absolutely right, my question makes NO sense. I meant to say, "WHY do people . . ." Thank you for that brilliant bit of detection, my darling, you've saved countless people from scracthing their heads in confusion until all of their hair falls out and they have to pray for a miraculous regrowth.

Sorry if this question offends you, but if I were Catholic I would be offended that the image of a figure I venerate is presumed to show up in the most mundane articles which are, to anyone with an objective eye, merely misshapen and the image is either a trick of light or an outright flight of fancy.

2006-08-19 19:13:09 · update #1

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They're hopeful.

Actually, people are prone to see faces in patterns or abstract images. They just assign that face to being Mary's for some reason.

2006-08-19 22:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by Mrs. Pears 5 · 1 0

Doesn't the Bible accuse the virgin of adultery before Joseph had her, since he found her with child and was ready to put her away when Zeus comes to him in a dream and tells him she is with child of the Holy Ghost, and it turns out later that the Father was really responsible, so whose child was it really and why do Christians not see that the wool is being pulled over their eyes?

If the Father and the Son are One then the Mother and the Son are being accused of incest, not so?

But the virgin is the Vatican's public relations gimmick and stick whenever Christians fall out of line. The War on Terrorism was hatched with the children of Fatima and the letter of the last one that told the Pope that Muslims would take over the Vatican, and this set Georgie and his mates on their witchhunt.

The poor virgin is exploited to the limit.

2006-08-19 19:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by mythkiller-zuba 6 · 1 0

People wanna hav hope in sumthin and will fight tooth and nail to prove that its real. Seeing the Virgin Mary in chocolate and other inatimate objects is kinda crazy but its no different than children believing in Santa or whateva and thinkin they heard him the night before eatin cookies and takin a piss in the bathroom. People are jus crazy by nature.

2006-08-19 18:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by honeybuns8489 2 · 0 0

They had this thing in my city lol that where a tree would have water come out of it so people thought it was the tree of life and drank the water that came out of it but it turned out to be the water for the local apartments a pipe was just underneath the tree

2006-08-19 18:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by puddingizcool 2 · 0 0

They run out and buy Virgin Mary shaped chocolate.

2006-08-19 18:41:36 · answer #5 · answered by phun4one 2 · 1 1

I know you don't care but I find your remark about the BVM being promiscuous extremely offensive. May you be forgiven.

2006-08-19 18:46:39 · answer #6 · answered by Augustine 6 · 0 1

We are still looking for the Divine Feminine. Didn't anybody tell you?

2006-08-19 18:45:23 · answer #7 · answered by Lenore 3 · 0 1

You can see the Virgin Mary in the wrinkles of my ballsack.

2006-08-19 18:41:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

First of all, your question makes no sense. I'm assuming you mean "WHY do people..." Ugh.

2006-08-19 18:42:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.

2006-08-19 18:42:05 · answer #10 · answered by Ari A 4 · 1 1

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