Like sea salt?
2006-08-19 18:18:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I don't know I don't swallow
2006-08-19 18:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by doors 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You are partially right, but I will tell you from experience that Jesus tastes like three day old lamb chops, EXACTLY three days old mind you, not four, not two, three, rubbed in liberal amounts of soy sauce sprinkled with garlic, onion, a dash of pepper and topped with chocolate sauce. But his most overwhelming taste is most certainly the sea salt, no doubt about that.
2006-08-20 01:49:31 · answer #2 · answered by Arianrhod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, he's been dead for 2,000 years now so he really can't be all that fresh anymore. How long does human meat keep? I've been wondering what human tastes like in general, but you can't buy it at the meat counter.
I would think Jesus probably tasted a bit gamey. Or, maybe the Catholic church has figured out how to clone his body so that they can mass produce it as wine and crackers at Communion.
2006-08-20 09:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by I Know Nuttin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you think that man's mere words could explain what Jesus tastes like?
2006-08-20 01:35:23 · answer #4 · answered by donutmiddel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like nothing, there is not such thing! and dont tell me to go to hell, USA is more free than heaven because i have the freedom of speach where as if i say there is no jesus, then im going to hell, **** that god is a dictator if he really existe (wich i will only believe if he like comes down from the sky)
2006-08-20 01:27:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lets see how far we can go with this,, i'd say Jesus tastes the opposite of what Satan tastes like,, so maybe to put it another way, lets say Jesus tastes like the best steak you have ever eaten,, the opposite Satan would taste like vomit,
2006-08-20 01:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He taste like "the body of christ" which you eat if you go to a catholic church. The wine and cracker represents eating the body of christ.
What does mohammed taste like.....a mummy with dust?
2006-08-20 01:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by circusdejojo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He tastes like goodness, peace, love, joy and eternal life.
2006-08-20 01:32:43 · answer #8 · answered by Robert L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a york peppermint patty on the outside and cheetos on the inside
2006-08-20 01:28:42 · answer #9 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like flat bread. After all, that is Jesus's body that we eat in church.
2006-08-20 01:24:01 · answer #10 · answered by closetcoon_fan 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A bland cracker. Or so I've heard from Catholic friends.
2006-08-20 01:24:05 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋