For all you women, sorry but this is true!?

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I'm a man and for that i apoligize, but I thought you would find this as funny as I did! It's just a joke!!!!
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes
>harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they
>were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are
>oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
>
>My name is Bob. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife,
>Debbie. When I took "early retirement" last year, it became necessary for
>Debbie to get a full-time job along with her part- time job, both for extra
>income and for the health benefits that we needed. Shortly after she
>started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get
>home from the golf course about the same time she gets home from work.
>
>Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest
>for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
>Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner
>on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so
>eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home cooked grub when I
>hit that door.
>
>She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not
>unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do
>what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
>they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
>seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
>
>Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say
>that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during
>her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile
>and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even
>three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
>missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know
>what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
>
>When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She
>had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard.
>
>I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a
>nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a
>while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make
>one for me too.
>
>I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Debbie. I'm
>not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find
>it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do
>how frustrating women get as they get older. However, guys, even if you
>just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because
>of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile.
>
>After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.....
>
>Signed,
>
>Bob
>
>EDITOR'S NOTE: Bob died suddenly on May 27th. The police report says that
>he was found with a Callaway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf
>club rammed up his ***, with only 2 inches of grip showing. His wife Debbie
>was arrested and charged with murder; however, the all-woman jury found her
>Not Guilty, accepting her defense that he accidentally sat down on it...

What do you think? Let me know!

Answer 1

LMAO LOVED IT! I'M GONNA E-MAIL IT TO MY FRIENDS & FAMILY. DUMB MAN THOUGH...GUESS I WOULDA' DONE THE SAME THING SHE DID BEFORE TO LONG. LOL

Answer 2

I think that the nozy neighbor lady from next door got tired of seeing Debbie serve her husband like he was royalty because her husband was also expecting it. So she set Debbie up to show her husband what could happen to him if she were Debbie. There marriage is now stronger than ever....LOL

Answer 3

First time I heard it. I think the jury did a good job.

Answer 4

it's too long. by the time i get to the end i 4got everything i red b4 that! jk. but still very long, wen get 2 end, dun laughing. actually,(being honest) i didn't laugh til the jury thing.

Answer 5

I'ma give u that was a very good joke, about halfway through I was severely pissed tha f*** off,but its all jokes,right?

Answer 6

I wondered what happened to bob, I haven't seen him for awhile

Answer 7

haha The truth only the truth and definitely the truth lol ♥

Answer 8

typical men
They all end up a "PAIN IN THE ARS*"
but this one died of it

Answer 9

I think this is a rather tiresome joke.

Answer 10

Heh, I was wondering where that was going. Good one.