Every time i go to church I keep getting this lump in my pants. Is this god's work? What should I DO??!??
2006-08-19 17:31:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Elmo the stoner" huh? Some of us live for God. Other's live for themselves, and do the Devil's work. Good luck my friend.
2006-08-19 17:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by Hank 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, This isn't God's work. It is the work of Satan. Maybe you should beat it to death with a rock or chop it off with an ax. This would stop it from reproducing. It would make the world a lot better place by not letting it's owne's genes get passed on which in turn would greatly limit some more morons from developing out of it's offspring. Have fun with that mission from God. Immature Imbecile. Find some better things to do with your time.
2006-08-20 00:41:27 · answer #2 · answered by miloscrack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like to me that you get a hard on for the man upstairs! Evidently you are enjoying it so keep at it! God does work in misterious ways!
2006-08-23 23:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Babette S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have more respect, it amazes me how you insult your faith this way. Lump? I think you should see a specialist you might have prostates! Or yo really like the Priest. either way see a doctor.
2006-08-20 00:38:24 · answer #4 · answered by WICCA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop going to church. It'll have a negative influence on your life.
2006-08-20 00:36:21 · answer #5 · answered by Chuck Dhue 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
drop your pants and pound your pud. call it a religious experience. everybody should have at least 1.
2006-08-20 00:40:48 · answer #6 · answered by chris l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stop looking at nuns
2006-08-20 00:35:52 · answer #7 · answered by PhatCat 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW
WHICH GOD DO YOU SERVE
I KNOW ITS NOT ME
I WOULD SEND YOU TO SOKAR
YOU KNOW HIM AS SATAN
2006-08-20 00:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋