What's the best crucifix for casting out a demon in my possessed cat?

Question

I was told that any crucifix should work well, but the best ones:

1) Are ade of fiberglass
2) Have triple-isoceles cuts on each end of the cross.
3) Have Jesus with bent knees, instead of straight knees.

Is this true?

Thanks, tukko, your suggestion worked. My cat isn't screaming like a banshee anymore. He's just lying asleep and he won't wake up even if I punch him in the face.

Answer 1

or a shovel might work.

Answer 2

I am shocked that this was asked? maybe you should just put him in cage and cage train him. that could maybe help. you get one big enough for cat box and do it that way i assure you there is nothing wrong with this cat. but your own stupidness of not making the animal your a pack leader. that is how its done.

Answer 3

it really shouldn't matter. My daughter just drew some crosses to cast out some demons in my house before so anything will work.

Answer 4

If you truly beleive there is a demon in your cat, talk to a priest. You should try to mess with the devil yourself, as that is dangerous stuff.

Answer 5

the one heavy enough to knock some sense into the cat

Answer 6

Why would you want to cast it out at all!? Make it grant you wishes.

Answer 7

casting a demon out of your cat? are you a ******* idiot? theres not a demon in your ******* cat asshole your a ******* shitass stupid ************ you should shove a cross up your ******* dick hole

Answer 8

have one blessed by a priest. then put it on your cat

Answer 9

Are you sure that your cat is a Christian?

Answer 10

uhh did you ever think it just has rabies?